Are you saying that the town is full of "gaybies"?

And scabies. The bears just left.

Oh my!

Bear poop on the beach.

Well just when I start to get a little homesick for my past life in NYC who shows up at the local Ptown watering hole but Justin Bond herself. So great to visit and kiki about everyone I never get to see. Justin looks great and had me in stitches. I asked about several people including Jayne County who he told me he had recently seen out at Don Hills . The bass player from The Toilet Boyz had brought his 7 year old son to the party and Jayne walked in and turned to the child and said "Who in the fuck are you?" I spit my drink across the table. Oh how I miss New York and it's great and colorful denizens. Perspective hon.

Well it's been awhile since I gave a report from Pooptown. It's been slow and easy going here sice the start of the season. It's the Ptown Film Festival this week so I get to see lots of great films that otherwise would never make it here. Went to the opening of " Showgirls Provincetown" last night. Ryan looks amazing in it and it shows the best side of our town. If it shows near you be sure to see it. Next, bear week. Grrrrr.

Isn't it Pot Town now too?

Wasn't it always Tony Town.

Daddy and I will be up for a visit first week of August, looking forward to seeing you Bobby!

Oh cool. I can't wait. Staying at the Wharf?

No, we're all staying with you and Big Daddy.
Didn't we tell you?

Don't bring that Messy Bonnie bitch with you. She has a warrant out for her arrest here in Ptown and I don't want any trouble.

Darling -

We are staying at an undisclosed location near Ash Tray Beach as we are ducking some potential "old friends" NOT YOU OF CORPSE! Ill be on my normal cell, cant wait to see you and all the pptown familia..

I'm staying with Bobby & Big Daddy.

I don't even know where Ash Tray Beach is. Help Mommy! And Daddy you are welcome to stay with us anytime, just leave that Messy Bonnie woman home.

I just saw Bonnie. She was heading for the bus station. She had a 'doggy' tent ( I think she means puptent ) and a twelve pack. You guys are gonna have sooo much fun !

Oh bobby, Ash Tray Beach was (of course) Gennaro's name for the beach just west of Boat Slap..

We'll be there in a week. Looking forward to ALL the petty..

Can't wait to see you both xoxo BM

Chi and JD...Do you want comp tickets and The Princess Seats for Monday night Showgirls? The show starts at 10 PM

Of course!
I hear Messy Bonnie is doing a number.