Oh hon, me an' Jackie Bigalow blew a couple a them park rangers a couple a weeks ago.
They was hot.
Just tied up them horses, smoked a couple a doobies and got it on right there on the beach.
Don't know what the hell that Christian cookie bakin' bitch is complainin' about.
She should loosin' up.

Ptown Report July 27th:

This season has brought the return of Jimmy James and Hedda Lettuce as well as Jackie Beat ( here until labor Day) and the wondrous David Ilku along with Mike Albo and The Nellie Olsons. The Ryan Landry Gold Dust Orphans Theater troup has brought their Smash Sold out Hit " Wizzin " from Boston to The Crown & Anchor to run until the end of August. I recently stepped in for Ryan in the lead role as The Wicked Witch of the Westend for one very special performance only. I had a great time and it was so good to be sharing the stage with Jackie 60 sister and Boy bar legend Afrodite. It is now gay family week and the town is crawling with children and their gay parents. I can't wait until Labor Day. The theme of Carnival this year is The Wild West, all cowboys and indians. Hope everyone is having a great summer.

Are you saying that the town is full of "gaybies"?

And scabies. The bears just left.

Oh my!

Bear poop on the beach.

Well just when I start to get a little homesick for my past life in NYC who shows up at the local Ptown watering hole but Justin Bond herself. So great to visit and kiki about everyone I never get to see. Justin looks great and had me in stitches. I asked about several people including Jayne County who he told me he had recently seen out at Don Hills . The bass player from The Toilet Boyz had brought his 7 year old son to the party and Jayne walked in and turned to the child and said "Who in the fuck are you?" I spit my drink across the table. Oh how I miss New York and it's great and colorful denizens. Perspective hon.