The next day I woke up to a most terrifying thing. Did I mention that the week before a bunch of us went to a foam party? Well, it turns out that a common effect of the foam party is that a few days later your skin peels...everywhere. I mean EVERYWHERE. Not to worry I'm not posting pics of that. But as a warning to all of you potential foam partiers prior to going apply a generous amount of baby oil to areas where you'd rather not see the kind of shedding common to a rattlesnake. Ok, maybe garden snake? BAH!

As I was saying the next day I woke up in the afternoon and by 7:30 headed to the beach to meet up with the gurls. Every sunday at the gay beach is like a huge party that starts in the afternoon and goes till about 1am. Hoards of faggots crowd the cafe at Marbella Beach and dance to sometimes hideous/sometimes fierce music. This night the beach was lilttered with people promoting next weekend's festival Love Ball which I get to play at. SO I decided to grab a cheesy photo op...

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That pretty much brings us up to date. Now I've got to:

1) master Ableton Live
2) remix a track
3) find TV remote
4) fix voicemail
5) learn spanish

Speak soon...

6) get husband

Or three.

So I'm finally coming out of the haze from the past week. Love Ball was really amazing and was very "loved" up. But I'll back it up a sec to last Wed. My friend Riccardo arrived from London (he's Italian but lives in Uk now). I'll just say that he lives a very chaste life with his husband in Essex but when he goes on holiday the bitch likes to cut loose. Friday night our friend Dj Mily deMori was spinning at Razz so we went by to support her and had a fantastic time dancing in the sweatbox that is the Rex Room.

Riccardo and Milly...

Then Saturday I hosted my first pre-party at my new place before we all went to the main party for Love Ball in this huge basketball court-sized venue on the outskirts of town. It was a huge fun mess which of course I forgot to bring my camera to but am getting pics from Jakob so will post asap.

Here's a couple from my pre-party...

Keyan and Jakob and a large bottle of proud vodka...

After Saturdays party everyone decided to ditch afterhours in lieu of sleep and a few hours on the beach sussing out if anyone was gonna come to Love Ball that night.

This is what the beach is like now on a Sunday...

After careful surveying it seemed like these were the only peolpe that were going to Love Ball that night (EEK!)...

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But my boys really turned it out for me and came out in full force. We decided to dress up a bit for the occasion and do a disco sailor look. NOBODY does any kind of "costume" at these boy parties so they freaked out when we rolled up looking like this...

That was actually taken at this queen's pre-party that was this amazing penthouse apt by the beach with a rooftop terrace with bar and dj booth where I spun a little pre-set just to warm up for the evening. Next we went on to the venue which was pretty fucking killer. It was 2 pools- one which was full and about thigh deep and the other which they emptied out and tented to make it the dancefloor. So the booth was on risers above the pool while everyone danced inside. So sick. The turnout was...good, not great. But fortunately everyone stayed till the bitter end dancing, swimming, gettin dirty. At one point there was a straight couple fucking in the pool which made all the homos gag. Hilarious! my set went down pretty well. I had to really gay it up a bit while still doing my electro thang. I'll post pics from that part of the evening soon as I can. Now I'm recovered from that and this weekend is the Circuit Festival. Friday the party is at a water park. I don't know what the hell has happened to me but somehow I am now a circuit queen. Well sort of. I don't look like one but I'm going to all the parties. It's kinda fun though to be a spy in the house of G.

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Hurry up and post a pic of the straight couple having sex in the pool!
That's all we care about.

Pickles, you look so hot in that sailor suit.
You should grow a mustache like that.

On Sunday I'm spinning on a boat for "The Dooch's Birthday".
Now I know what to wear.

That beach is too much!
I feel like I got an STD just looking at it.
Be careful!

I'm a little confused by the whole "Love Ball" thing.
Do they have them in every city now?

Give Milly a big kiss for me, tell Riccardo I said to stay out of trouble and tell Keyan that that tattoo is really working for him and he should seriously think about getting it.

I still haven't heard from "the Sausage" but I'll keep trying.

Have fun and remember, don't hang out with people prettier than you.

I talked to Peter.
Your are on his list plus 2.

Daddy, I'd be alone then. BAH!

I'll relay all messages. That Dooch boat is gonna be retarded. Definitely pack some Purell. Love Ball does all these travelling "PROMOTIONAL" parties. I'll give you the real T some time but it's real ptm club gossip. Dario (from NYC) just got here and we're off to the beach now...X

leo reserved a homochic float
for the love ball here.

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I wonder if Susanne knows that "Love Ball" now means circuit party and that there is one in every city.
Probably not.
I'm not going to tell her.

Susanne Balistrieri?

Ok then, I've made it through another weekend of extreme gaiety. This weekend was the end of the Matinee Group's CIRCUIT festival so they went out with guns blazing. Friday was an all day water park party. They literally closed down the park to anyone but the gays (I think for fear of upsetting the children). Whatever, more room for us. None of us knew what to expect as no one in my posse had been to the park before. I thought it was gonna be a couple slides and a wave pool but we arrived at this enormous park with countless slides, a boys area and a girls area, an enormous stage and soundsystem, and not nearly enough lockers for the queens. Good thing we rocked up there early. Oh and a couple familiar faces popped into town, Dario and Nick LaWoman (Van Bremin)...

When we first arrived it was great because there were no lines for the slides so we just ran around like 8 year-olds hopped up on candy and soda....just slightly different. Towards the afternoon they brought out the dj's and go go dancers on the stage which was set up right in front of the wave pool so everyone was dancing in the pool. As the music would go to a frenzied crescendo the entire pool would start splashing. It was so retarded but so damn fun you had to just join in. This is what it looked like standing in the pool with your back to the stage...