Since all the other Paris topics here are moribund, I thought I would start a new one. Especially since our dear friend Rainbaud is moving there PERMANENTLY! Egads, what luck to have found the glorious place he has.

I think, I hope a whole new generation of EXPATRIATES is in the offing. Though some of us could possibly fall a little bit to the bottom of ye olde food chain, due to the terrible exchange rates... the prospect of being impoverished in Paris is more enlivening than scrounging around these dead ol' streets!

Amidst unpacking the dogs, the archives and Zoltan, MJO is due to have a photography show opening in the last weeks of October... and Mommy and Daddy and others are going for the ride!
Dates, times, places, to be posted? I believe a short notice was sent out a week ago!

Well I have to admit my trip to Paris this year (I leave on Saturday for two weeks) isn't in the terribly impoverished realm. A few days in Paris shopping, then I'm being whisked off to Burgundy country and the central town of "Beaune" (pronounced BONE) from whence we will daily sally forth to chateaux, caves, secret monasteries.... to DRINK!!!
Pommard, Puligny Montrachet, Meursault, les Vergelesses... another aspect of my insufferable snobbisme is about to be seriously stoked!!

Then back to Paris, to meet up with the inimitable Madge Madison, companion in hijinks and serious trawlage, pitter-pattering through bemused streets at dawn, looking for a benevolent fix.

We'll be there together Oct. 2-7 and Madge stays on a few days longer.
Working on flying back two weeks later for the photo parties and "Jacquie Soixante," a Paris! How pretentious, really. Better yet, I'll work on getting arrested THIS trip, hang out avec les putains for a couple of weeks, and then you all'ins can spring me in time for les soirees.

xxxooo
A toute a l'heure
STAN

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October in Paris...
THE BEST!!!!!

Looking for a contact... how to locate a handsome young man for hire in Paris?
My web-trawling has come up with hideous beasts. The one goodlooker was ensconced with some Sugar Mama in London and booked until December.
Don't tell me to go trawling Lexx,my companion and I are looking for high-end in-call...

Later!
xxxooo

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May I suggest my friend Laurent.
Here are some reviews.

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Well all right for the high-end in-call trade, my Superwoman Stan! (and quite thorough reviews on Laurent, Daddy) I picture you luxuriating spread-eagled on satin sheets, the french doors of your suite thrown open in the background to a balcony overlooking the Avenue des Champs-Elysees, waiting for stud Monsieur to arrive. Talk about room service. Reminds me of the time I went to a male brothel in Amsterdam. It was so thrilling. Gorgeous $$$ caviar-quality trade ripe for the choosing, it was difficult to make a decision. They even had a book to flip through, like a menu. Loved it. I ended up plowing this delicious butch bottom Nordic blonde raver boy. Genuine local Dutch flavor and just my type: 19, skinny w/lean muscle, huge piece, etc. How I enjoyed sailing down that canal! But I degress ..... *sigh* **oink**

So, back to Paris. I so wish I was going, even though my recent visit is still fresh in my mind. I'm always ready to go back, what a wonderful city. And you're going at such a great time of year. With the political climate here in the U.S. being what it is of late, I have dreamed the expatriate fantasy repeatedly on a daily basis. This time it will be lil' ole me who is trapped here in stinky NYC getting off on your tales of premium escort orgies in some Parisian penthouse and leaving my keyboard all sticky. Enjoy!

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Shhhhhhheeeeeeeit! Just reading Laurents reveiws... am moving to Paris now.. cashin in that 401k.. Lex, mind Luka for me ...

Dear Daddy Mommy Lexx and Anna too!
It is gorgeous weather etc I know you are waiting to hear more! Well Daddy I will be calling Laurent tonight to see if he services les femmes. If he is as hot as his reviews declare I may have to book in advance; not having the time right now to study his many reviews I dont see evidence that he schvings both ways!! Pleasantly, my personal attending Tufted Footstool does not need to watch, so there is no rush; and tomorrow we drive down to Beaune to start the serious drinking tour. Perhaps he makes visits to the provinces?

Tonight we will trawl St.Denis but I doubt TF will want to risk street life.

as per politics I was thrilled to see Powell breaking with the Bush party line... and it is great to be out of Paranoid New York!!

lots of love, Stan

Daddy, do you also have the email of the john who has the place in Marbella and the yacht off Formentera? Now that's my speed!

And S'tan I await with baited breath your heavenly prose in the days that follow. I know I always feel like I am returning to civilization when I return to La France.

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Oh, he swings alright.
Don't worry Stanley.

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I saw Laurent for the second time in three weeks, the first being in Paris and the second in Praeslin Island, Seychelles. Before, he was always very pleasant on the phone when we spoke. The second session was a 3-way with Caroline, an escort girl from Sweden. She was highly recommended to me by Laurent. He has all : looks, a dynamite body, sweet personality, and a talent for satisfying a man or a girl like Caroline. He has a dick that would take your breath away. It is probably the most perfectly shaped dick i have ever seen. And his ass is so round, hard, and beautifully sculpted.

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S'tan... I know you are busy... but please...'do him' for the Boards sweetie ... please... just so I can read the tales...
he looks hot...

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the most perfectly shaped dick

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Mlle. S'tan! It's fashion week next week, sweetie. I just found out: the Westwood show is on Tuesday (your birthday, non?) at 11:30 a.m. in Le Carrousel du Louvre. I'm trying to score us tickets!

No pressure, but it's all riding on you and Laurent for the outrageous sex stories to share on the 'Boards, mon cherie.

How's that Tufted Footstool treating you? Looking forward to seeing you Saturday!

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Golly gee kids;
I have nothing yet to relate. I will try calling Laurent once in Paris this weekend... he sounds gorge absoluement. Tufty is being so sweet and nice I am being unbelievably spoiled. Wandering up and down the Cote d'Or collecting bottles of exquisite wine and cassis and eating insanely rich foods; I am sumptuously fat à ce momente là! Tufty wants me all to himself, or so he politely has said. This trip is a dream!!!

The kinkiest thing I've gotten into is walking down the corridors from my room to his all dressed to kill in spikes and floorlength rubber cape... with my new antique walking stick of lovely flexible laurel; topped with the head of a child wearing a cat headdresss... oof you have to see it...

There is an adorable piece of poulet here at Hotel Le Cep; about 18 yrs. old working as a waiter in the tres stoofy restaurant. Madge you woulda died not only to see his healthy roseate cheeks; but, I ordered pigeon.... and it was served RAW! Will you ever speak to me again? Well I will find out on Saturday. Call me when you get in.

beaucoup d'amour
Mlle. Stan

PS: Yes,I would rather have the poulet raw.

poulet you say?

Laurent HA!!! His name is Ritchie Bevelaqua. He's from Bensonhurst! And don't bother tryin to phone him up in Paree, or South Beach. Cause for the last three days he's been doing deep knee bends for me. I find his 14 karat rep a bit plated. And his type doesn't go in for any rough stuff, which really means a ride that isn't all that eventful. 'Laurent' is more like a slightly inbred housecat. Looks shiney and sleek, but chases its own tail too much. But I get where all the four star reviews come from. And anyway, he's gonna have to go back to work this week real soon, since I charged him 10,000BP! I'll send him off S'tan, with a five foot long ribbon of raw yellow silk and instructions on how it is to be employed for your endless climax.

POULET FRANCAIS

Don't even get me started on that topic!

What is it about French twinks? Stan I think you should corrupt that young colt trapped in the stuffy restaurant. He needs some excitement, Mrs. Robinson style with a sadist twist. You'd better, or else I'll be on the next plane (Anna Nicole, Luka has to come now sorry) -- and hot on the trail of that exclusive! *oink* He would not be able to walk to work afterwards and will lose his job .... *gooble*gooble

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S'tan, check out the arrivals terminal at Charles de Galle on Saturday afternoon. That six footer with the Raybans over a slightly blackened eye, the guy walking kind of bow-legged, that'll be 'Laurent'. If you pick the right guy out of the crowd and introduce yourself as 'Mlle Correct' he'll show you where I shaved your name into his chest hair as confirmation. I plugged enough into his meter so you get a free weekend. Bon appetit. And don't forget to ask about the yellow silk.

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Seven...
You have to get up pretty early in the afternoon to pull anything over on you!
OK, you're right.
My friend "Laurent" really is Ritchie Bevelaqua from Bensonhurst. We used to work together, back in the day. Ritchie, me and Vince Gallo. We used to hang pretty tough.
Actually I'm on my way to see Vince right now. He wants me to hear him DJ @ "NA" (Tommy Frane's new club). I guess the other thing didn't really work out for Vince. Ritchie,
I mean "Laurent", has made quite a career for himself though. Good for him.

Wow now I hear he is from Bensonhoist I am even MORE interested! OINK!
Tell your mate Vince that he was TOTALLY in me lime pit till I heard he is FOCC (friend of Chi Chi)... ahh he redeemed...

Daddy, Laurent, or whatever he wants to call himself, has got talent. So I hope he goes far. (Paris is good for starts). I met Vince once years ago and he mentioned knowing you but there was a tone of melancholy in his voice. You turned him down?

Anna, if you think 'Laurent' is a choice side o beef don't worry about his unavailability this weekend. His little brother D'Angelo still resides across the river and doesn't have near as many miles on him as his 9 incher bro.