Hello... as an ole slag of these here boards I want to personally request that u who LURK or you who be a new kid should post and jump right in.
I saw Poison Eve and Jimmy Scouse the other day - both of whom LURK but never post.... am OUTING you both now... shame on you...shame shame

Please jump in, the waters warm (especially that puddle by Messy Bonnie Rait)

OK. I promise to post more...I do come on at least once a day to keep up with you all...

You better start posting or we will start talking abut you...
again.

I guess we shall post about Eve since she's not here.

Eve-- that hatchet-faced sow has been lurking? Bah!

I saw her walk into a door the other day... or was that Messy Bonnie?
Eve! Get in here !

Little Eve Evil!!!
Now that she is a married woman nobody hears from her.
How dare she lurk!

Michael Madison!!! I have it on good authority that the well-groomed wench is lurking like some sort of Gollum.

Lotta gay shit on here.

I sense a PLOP coming on.

quote:

Lotta gay shit on here.

Yeah, like your picher honey.
Hot!
What cha into?

Q. What did the 'gay shit' say when it found itself on the Mboards?

A. " I'm Out !"

Slurp.

I thought this was something else, but y'all got some crazyass shit here. Driver here beteween new yorka and gREenvilll, Sc. Thougt I woulds git some titty bar action but this ain't what I was goin' after. I got no cares about gay shit, but it aim't me. Ya'll look like fun but don't know if i'd wanna hang out. my ex-wife took that pictur of me right before she left (i was drunk don't even remember it).

They got me out in La Quinta motel in Queens 'til tomorrow, and I'm wanti'n to go drinking tonight.

Honey, I'm wanti'n to go drinking with you any time.

Let me show you some things your ex-wife NEVER showed you!

I know that La Quinta Motel. I'm not allowed in there any more though so you'll have to come here.

shit face down../Went to this pussycat Loutnge...damn New yokrers know how to party.

NexT time i'm in toouwn, Messy bonniE ratitt we'll hang out; you one of them girlie men, ain't you? YOU got titties?

Plop plop fizz fizz..oh what BS this is.

dito

Mrs. Plop: You are now an adjective. As in to be plopped.