Craig Ferguson believe it or not was ONCE sexy - i once made out with him at a party YEARS ago... but now he looks terrible!
Eddie u should check out on BBC On Demand right now!
I have a crush on footballer Stan Collymore (if u saw the awful but good recent Basic Instinct, he played the guy who was givin her a hand shandy int he car int he opening credits). This just in from pop bitch
Stan Collymore has had a nice summer holiday.
He spent a week this month at a nudist resort
at le Cap d'Agde, France where, we're told, he
shagged more than 100 women. Most of them
publicly, including one woman in the sea who he
had to get a fellow holidaymaker to help hold,
so he could do her from behind without getting
knocked over by the waves.
Dozens of very beautiful women were seen throwing
themselves at him as, we're told, Stan is
rather well-hung and currently very toned.
However, Stan rejected most of them and
made a beeline for "mumsy types".
DAMM where the fuck am I when this is going on, I'm a mumsy type.
