I really am laughing out loud here as I flicked through that calendar meself and thought eye-eye I like August... an course I scroll down and read we ALL liked August!! LOL I guess us pigs will ALWAYS feed from that same trough!
Happy Leos!
Oink!

Well we are not alone...

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Calendario on Channel 4's V Graham Norton

The Graham Norton show featured the calendar on 11 December 2003... Graham's favourite months were March and August... Here is what Graham said as he flipped through the calendar:

"People forget about religion, so we found some lovely religious gifts. Really nice religious gifts. There's one here, and this couldn't be more religious. Or kind of more creepy. It is... a calendar. Of sexy priests! Take a look at it, it's got "with historical notes about the Vatican" in it, right? Like, who cares about the Vatican... Oh God! August! Hello!"

Let me just say that I dated a mortitian for about three seconds and he was definitely of the creepier pale "Mr.Burns-esque" variety. They should make a calendar of those mortitians and make a killing with the teenage goth set. Picture it now: "If I died this month, this is who would prepare me..."

And for the record, I like the January and July padres. And October, he looks especially pensive. Am upset at the disappointing end in my December guy.

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my dad's a mortician. He has to deal with all kinds of stiffs....including my mother!

I walked into an office yesterday afternoon for a meeting and I saw this calendar on the wall.
Who was "Miss August"?
Our very own Miss Understood!

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OMG! i used to have both of those colin eggelsfield posters in my room! si~gh i had so much fun

weel--the ones on page 1 anyway-heh heh

I have a new re-found obsession with NPR since I can now get allot of the shows on itunes/podcasts. I have SUCH a crush on Ira Glass - host of This American Life. I just googled him and love his lil face too. But the more I listen to him on that show the more I adore him..... swoon. (From Mike Tyson to Ira Glass, i know! I know)

Ira Glass looks like Andrew Flecther from Depeche Mode. I haven't listened to NPR in ages! Maybe I should be listening again.

Yes, yes I admit it... there is yet another dorky looking white dude that I fancy... what is this your cry. Shock! Horror...
Anthony Bourdain...
I worship this man. He is my thin white master.
For anyone who has read Kitchen Confidential, or watched his genius show on Travel Channel (No Reservations). Swoon. Swoon. Gawd I want this man.

He's blogged today and I just loved what he wrote... http://blog.ruhlman.com/2007/02/guest_blogging_.html
He's a tid for ya -

RACHAEL RAY: Complain all you want. It's like railing against the pounding surf. She only grows stronger and more powerful. Her ear-shattering tones louder and louder. We KNOW she can't cook. She shrewdly tells us so. So...what is she selling us? Really? She's selling us satisfaction, the smug reassurance that mediocrity is quite enough. She's a friendly, familiar face who appears regularly on our screens to tell us that "Even your dumb, lazy ass can cook this!" Wallowing in your own crapulence on your Cheeto-littered couch you watch her and think, "Hell...I could do that. I ain't gonna...but I could--if I wanted! Now where's my damn jug a Diet Pepsi?" Where the saintly Julia Child sought to raise expectations, to enlighten us, make us better--teach us--and in fact, did, Rachael uses her strange and terrible powers to narcotize her public with her hypnotic mantra of Yummo and Evoo and Sammys. "You're doing just fine. You don't even have to chop an onion--you can buy it already chopped. Aspire to nothing...Just sit there. Have another Triscuit...Sleep....sleep...."

PAULA DEEN: I'm reluctant to bash what seems to be a nice old lady. Even if her supporting cast is beginning to look like the Hills Have Eyes--and her food a True Buffet of Horrors. A recent Hawaii show was indistinguishable from an early John Waters film. And the food on a par with the last scene of Pink Flamingos. But I'd like to see her mad. Like her look-alike, Divine in the classic, "Female Trouble." Paula Deen on a Baltimore Killing Spree would be something to see. Let her get Rachael in a headlock--and it's all over.

SANDRA LEE: Pure evil. This frightening Hell Spawn of Kathie Lee and Betty Crocker seems on a mission to kill her fans, one meal at a time. She Must Be Stopped.

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Just give me Lydia Bostanvitch for reAL FOOD.

Oh you mean old baldy who claims to be Italian but is really from Yugoslavia? OK Istria-- same thing. Just watch tubby (Molto) Mario-- he bought all his recipes from her. Just pass me the olive oil-- gallons of it!

I do think that Anthony Bourdain is hot too, AN-- great minds think alike!

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It's funny how I always end up wanting to eat from the same trough as you (or daddy)....
Can we 'get' Bourdain for a 'reading' at Rapture (pref in the bathroom).

And PS. How come Lydia never wears a wig, there are such lovely wigs these days. Her thin hair is such a television distraction. ( I know I am a cunt, but let's be real). I saw Paula Dean show the other day... it was so Pantomine it was absurd. She's sadly become a characature of herself.

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My female family members love the Food Network, and I can't fucking stand it, especially Rachael Ray. Can you say OVERKILL? Sandra Lee looks like a Stepford Wife, like Kathie Lee and Betty Crocker and Ann Coulter too! Paula Deen's cooking could give anyone a heart attack. I'd love me some fried chicken though....MMM-MMM

But I though this was a topic about jerking off to hot people that we'd love to fuck? How did we get off-topic?

Anthony bourdain...........
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

He is kinda yummy in a European way, like from a French film circa 1968.

or maybe Tom Waits.

This is MY idea of partying ....Ladies and germs I present to you the Marley family..... mmm mmmm good...

I'm with you honey, gimme them notty dreads any day.
Rastas know how to treat a girl right if ya catch my drift.