L Word! L Word!
Somebody help me out here.

My closet case next-door neighbor is obsessed with this show. I watched the entire 4 seasons on DVD... at her command. I did kind of like it...
BUT HELP today she
gave me a kiss on the lips! I don't wanna help a big ol' JC 60-yr.-old closet case come out, but
sheeeeesh L Word is doin' it to her! #$($&*%&%@

Yeah she just came back from LA too, egads.

The Sopranos would be a great antidote but she refuses to watch it. I mean it HELP I am trapped on this remote mesa in Fingernails, NM with newbie JC "L Word" vibes crawling up the back road.

Madge's David told me the new season is full of vampires and goth stuff... maybe if I invite her to a blood sacrifice? I mean a real one.

Perhaps, hon. But she might like the blood sacrifice if she saw it on The L Word first. But I think it's worth a shot .... scaring the shit out of her is the most sensible strategy.

I love the L Word! Madge's David and I talk about it everytime we see each other ... (Madge hates it). Naturally I'm all about Jennifer Beals as Bette, my biracial superhero sister of the skin! Season 3 features an FTM trannie and yes, a vampire lesbian --- though she's only a guest star and a brief one. Maybe they'll bring her back in Season 4 next year.

Here's to warding off 60-ish JC dykes with LA wannabe vibes. Miss you!
Enjoy the blood elixir my black rose of the desert,
Lexxxy

I wonder if " here is a Coming Out phenomenon inspired by the L Word...
In the past I always LOVED helping girls get their first taste but this is too close to home, Momma! The blood orange cocktails are being squoze as we speak.

I know ain't it funny to see Madge squirming and going YUCK.
My favorite is Kelly Lynch as the big tall gawky trans who can't stand anyone to see her naked. Reminds me of someone! hehehheheh She is so gorgeous... I love the show for all the variants on dykedom. E.g. that beautiful Italian chick who had the nervous breakdown and they all discover she was MARRIED to an Italian count... who verbally abuses them in the Planet. And the traumas of the cutie-pie who is trying to come out, too real.

In SF the only dykes I saw at T-Shack were two-hundred pounders in teeshirts. They were cute and living it up... but I'm the lipstick type.

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Alexis Arquette

She is sooooooo lying! If she's a tranny then I'm Candis Cayne. That is a drag queen. All good queens know that people will believe anything you tell them.

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If you get a chance watch HBO on Demand - the documentary about Rosie ODonnells gay cruise. I think its a real touching portrait of gay families in the US. Some really beautiful people in it. I got all fklempt watching that couple with the five adopted kids do a civil union ceremony. Whats more touching is to see how accepting the children are at the same sex parenting and how it really should show the world how toxic adults can be and how basically hate and prejudice is taught.
Anyway, watch the doc if u can...

FOOTBALLERS WIVES.

Finally Season 1 of this show came up on my Netflix queue. We watched an episode or two months ago on BBC On Demand but they pixel-ed out the guy's asses and the nudity so we figured "why bother?" and instead got the DVDs. I'm enjoying it so far, especially the coke-snorting cunt/matriarch who's married to the aging captain of the team on his last leg. Lots of scouse accents we can't understand but love the gratuitous locker room ass shots and the slag who shags all the players on the sly. Their houses are very Sopranos-tacky and MTV
"Cribs" Brit-version. Fun.

It really is THE BEST and gets even better ... in that over the top tacky coke snorting, gay sexin, S&Ming kinda way!

Dynasty Reunion this Tuesday! I believe @ 9pm Not thinking its gonna b too good/interesting but I won't be able 2 stay away from taking a look. Always fun 2 c "what they look like now"

I'm Crystal.

Chi Chi is Blake.

Sammy Jo is...
Sammy Jo of course.

(You can see why I named my DJ daughter that. The resemblance is uncanny.)

Lex is Dominique Devereaux, obviously.

But who is Alexis Carrington Colby?

Oh Daddy - I say it's a tie between Kitty Boots and Michael T!

I just got into Dynasty recently - I never watched it the first time around. SoapNet plays the re-runs in the afternoon and they just started back at the beginning - you can catch Alexis' dramatic entrance on Monday. She shows up at the end of season 2 to testify against Blake (who accidentally kills his gay son's lover). Can't wait!

Personally I've come to identify with Claudia - poor thing is totally crackers!

OK you're Claudia if you insist.
(poor thing)

I always thought of you as more ORIGINAL Stephen.
But then again I always thought of myself as more Mark Jennings but everyone insisted that I was Crystal.
Oh well.

Mark Jennings

Original Stephen.

(I think THIS is really Brian Damage).

And I vote for Pops Steiner as Dex Dexter.

I can't wait!

Wow Chi Chi and I look pretty damn good for our age!
Well, when I remember to put my teeth in that is.
(I guess I forgot in this picture. Oh well.)



Chi Chi aka "Blake" & Johnny aka "Crystal"

Among the world's amusements, television is a great villain on the highway of time. It is rocking people to sleep spiritually and morally. Its sinister force of evil has crept into the living rooms of countless homes. Revolting scenes of lust and crime have gained foothold in the sanctuary of the home.

Most parents have never thought of taking their children to nightclubs, theatres, and other places of filthy and questionable amusement, yet these same entertainments are paraded in front of young and old and right in the home. Satan has scored an enormous victory!
Has anything ever been equalled for destroying the youth of so many countries, and doing it so thoroughly?

It is an established fact that what goes through the eye gate makes a vivid impression. Regular TV fare includes bloody scenes of holdups, fights, murder, drinking, smoking, dancing, and scantily clad men and women. A steady diet of brutal crime and violence, sponsored by ungodly men, is fed to millions not having the moral power to resist.

Much valuable time is wasted in front of the TV. The Bible warns against such waste when it says, "See then that ye walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise, redeeming the time, because the days are evil." (Ephesians 5:15,6.)

Television programs are becoming more degenerated. Family life is being degraded. Scenes involving divorce, adultery and abortions are depicted as being normal.
Satan has moved into the home in the guise of television. Where are the peaceful and intimate conversations inspiring times of singing, that mother, father, son and daughter enjoyed? Many are robbed of the finer and nobler blessings of life by feeding on the husks the cold world offers instead. The sensational, the jazz and junk will never truly satisfy or make up for what is already lost - a quiet home where God is first and foremost.

We are in the last days. The judgment of God will soon fall on a pleasure-seeking race. When the day of grace is past there will be no cure, no amending of ways. Better to be without a television set than to speed God's wrath and be called into account for ungodly days of waste.


(copyright Gospel Tract and Bible Society, Church of God in Christ Mennonite)