I have no memory what-so-ever of getting home from Cheezwhiz last night. I understand Justin Bond put me in a cab and told the driver where I lived. Today I noticed that I spent a total of 2 dollars last night. I remember one dollar went to tip Sweetie, One went to tip Bianca Leigh. (I guess I must have stiffed Rose). So the big question on my mind today is... How did I pay the cab driver? And why do I smell like samosas? I know I didn't eat at "Rose Of India" last night. We had a delicious dinner at Debbie's. Can anyone fill me in?
Posts: 9093 | Location: New York | Registered: 03-12-01
Daddy do you remember telling me what happened the last time you were like that? Well, let's just say that last time you went home with M*tt D****n-this time it was Mohammed.
without starting a new topic or being accused of racial profiling this will fit in here. saturday night in south hampton we stopped in at the 7-11. it's lovely really, 8 or 10 indian men rushing around working. i love it so. when out from the back room comes a tall handsom man. he said hello and asked me if i wanted to go in the back room. my friend and i thought he was offering me a job. we laughed and went on with our business. sunday evening gordon stopped back in the 7-11 and he came running out from the back asking where i was and told gordon how much he liked me. i was on my way back to ny as i had to work at the cock. next weekend i'll have to stop in to see him. i can't believe how forward he was, that's usually left in my hands.
Posts: 667 | Location: new york,ny,usa | Registered: 03-21-01
i'm doing my best but i think we need prince hank to give it a hand. i am obsessed with the united arab emirates, would love to visit some day. that is not a joke anyone who knows me will testify.
Posts: 456 | Location: new york city | Registered: 10-05-01
2 Fridays ago I found a horny cabbie, but, sadly, I had guests from Delaware in the backseat and they jut wouldn't understand. Dressy, we can save America! I'm in! I can rid the world of terrorism with my right hand and a tube of WET!
Posts: 60 | Location: New York, NY, USA | Registered: 07-28-01
i know randy, i want to gag! i want to... although i don't think it's the right time to cruise the parks of dubai. but i know my time will come under the date trees...
Posts: 456 | Location: new york city | Registered: 10-05-01
Hello my name is Suckwinder Singh. I am a taxi driver. I have heard many stories in my land about Michael Ford. Could you be the same Michael Ford that we hear about growing up in our village?
Hello Suckwinder, What a surprise it is to hear form you. Are you Pushpindra's brother and cousin of Javid? Did you grow up in Vishakhapatanma with Garbhodaksayi Visnu and Arjuna? If this is truely who you are, then it must be me they are talking about. The other drivers here in New York tell me they compare notes while they wait for fairs at he airports. I'm happy they remember for one and repeat their conquests. History should be passed on to the next generation, so you can give out my phone number if they are humpy. I remember the Bhuni hui chinni ka halava you made for me and how delish it was. Then you poured Ghee all over my naked body in the hot Indian sun. I wish we were there now. Call me dal. kisses.
Posts: 456 | Location: new york city | Registered: 10-05-01
