Yes, I am Pushpindra's younger brother. So it IS the famous Michael Ford. In my country you are a legend. Young boys grow up hearing tales of your talents. They cannot wait until the day they come to America and drive you home from a party.

Hatch,
I just read that link. Sad. Those sikhs are getting such a bum rap. I had a sikh cab driver the other day who was telling me how hard it was for him. People are so stupid.

Stupid is right! I have many fond memories of hanging out at a Sikh ashram in San Diego in my younger days. Practicing Kundlini yoga, by the way. Not Tantra. Sorry.

Well, Darla, Sikh and ye shall find!
(Now where are those darned icons when you need 'em?)

my dearest suck-winder,
i want to drive you home tonight, where are you?
you know where i'll be tomorrow right?

just look for joey and you will find me, on my knees.

oh by the way...
i want to have sex with taxi drivers...
pass it on.

Oh, you always say that!!!

And I mean it!

as i stood outside of some east village dump waiting for a man in a smallish (cheep) car to circle, i was offered a ride and took it.
when we turned the corner we almost ran over nancy ilsa.
good to see you girl.
so as i was greeting her the man in said cheep car passed again.
do i go out for a walk?

was it a white honda?

Hi Michael Ford:

I always meant to tell you of new taxi driver hangout (you probably already know, though). Right around NYU, the cabbies park and hangout (on Mercer Street between 3rd and Bllecker) after 5:00PM shift. Check it out, hons.

Has anyone else noticed that you can not get an Islamic Fundamentalist cab driver for love nor money any more! Where did they all go? They can't ALL be detained for questioning! I mean I have had 2 Dominican drivers this week. It's just like the old days. Not a Mohammed or Abdulah in sight.
Or is it just me?

I always wondered what the Islamic cabbies were babbling about non-stop on their cellphones. And now I know. Since 9/11, they've all vanished. They were all terrorists, planning something really big. Like making all the cabs in New York turn on all their off-duty signs at 4 AM. Or making sure not a single one of them of them would have change for a twenty. I just knew it!

hattie i think the car was either red or grey?
ask nancy she saw him too.
eve, i lived on sullivan street between bleeker and west third. i grabbed a few while they were changing their...

daddy you are right, mr. mohammed has gone missing,
perhaps all their cell service has ben cut off.

did i ever mention the eastern indian gentleman telling me they don't cut the skin off the penis for extra sex!
i wish i could find him today.

Which reminds me, dressy: I bought you something!

oh i can't wait!
what did i get?

oh hattie i love it and in is a sort of mechanical toy as well.

a tiny yellow cab key chain. the purrfect gift!
thank you darling.

Sorry, driver not included.

forgot to tell you javid was @ the **** sunday night.
so twisted.

You mean outside The **** don't you? He wasn't inside was he?