Alright Sonny,
I'll be your bitch (for a pack of cigarettes for my wife).

Sonny and Daddy

The Tombs

Don't fuck with the law.

Coatcheck Joey

Poor Lady Fag (as Martha Stewart)
On the wrong side of the law again.

DJ Andy Pry

Scissor Sister Del Marquis sent this cryptic message to fellow gang member Sammy Jo.
Who knows what it means.

"Is there cake"?

Prison stripes were definitely the look.

Don't mess with Roz

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"Whadaya mean visiting hours are over?!!!"

Tobel and Cody visit Connie in jail.

Hey, just 'cause you're in The Big House doesn't mean you shouldn't look your best.

Martha Stewart is fine with it.

Lady Fag as Martha Stewart handed out delicious Toll House cookies.

"Hmmmmmm...
Now where did I leave that bar of soap?"

I don't know how this one got in (or was it my guest list) but if he isn't just out of The Big House he's definitely on his way in.

Jail House Realness (on the right)

Eddie flashes a gangland salute as he walks across the yard.

Sonny

One of the more colorful prisoners.

"Yer cumming with me!"

And before you ask...
Yes, they do have photoshop in The Big House.
So what.


Sammy Jo,
You were missed (and talked about).
In the middle of the night we stopped the music and Mr. White got on the mic and we toasted (roasted) you and played your pre-recorded message form Spain complete with police sirens and our Hokey red and blue police lights flashing.
We're keeping it warm for you until you return to turn us out.
(But you had better be REALLY good because Andy and I have been tearing it up!)

Awww seeing those pics I'm getting all misty. Ok maybe it's the poppers. BAH! Looks like a fab night. I so was missing you all. I'm just happy you made it through the night without the vice squad staging their own "anniversary bash". Let's hope you keep the joint open till I get back and then WATCH OUT BITCHES!

VIENNA SAUSAGE RETURNS THIS FRIDAY!

This week at GARY 49 I'm giving my pal Peter "Vienna Sausage" Rauhofer a DJ lesson.
We haven't played together since the Old Gary 49 where Peter, Sammy Jo and I tore it up.

Don't tell anyone!