LESSON 1. If your India record has a 6 inch scratch in it continue to play it.

LESSON 2......

Lesson 2) If you have to to the bathroom (for some reason) and the record ends...
Don't panic.
Just re-enter the booth like royalty and continue.

Lessson 3) If your India record with the 6 inch scratch skips (for some reason)...
Don't panic.
Just go with it.
(And don't forget to look surprised each and every time it happens).

LESSON 2a) Be sure when you leave to go to the bathroom to leave a helpless popstar standing in the booth for everyone to turn and look at when the music stops.

lesson 4) inspect every good looking visitor to your booth for his bag of coke by using your free hand to search every nook and cranny below his waist.

2a) There is nothing helpless about that popstar.


4) How else are you gonna know?

Last time the sausage spun at the B i threw some sort of hissy fit, don't know what about?? But everyone had a blast, except me...bah!


this time i'll shut my mouth and babysit the Ass, who has been so slutty of late....

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Mr. Black has a slutty ass?
Is that what you are saying Mr. White?

shameless self-promotion...........

www.theassshot.com

"it's" been worse of late............

What?!?! Does this mean that the Pride Lounge has re-opened for him to spin in?

get heavy this friday! Heavy/Filth at Mr.Black
Friday September 12th, 9-11PM
Heavy/Filth at Mr Black!
27 West 24th Street (Between Sixth & B'way)
Starring Kari Krome, Erin Markey, Bevin Branlandingham, Laryssa Husiak, Thain Torres, Mr.
Joe
Hosted by Glenn Marla & Hattie Hathaway
$5 Admission
F, N, R, V, W to 23 Street

For over a year, Rapture Café & Books, located in New York's East Village, was an oasis of colorful creative expression and memorably literate performance. Since Rapture has now closed, we've moved two of our most critically acclaimed events to an early slot at what is swiftly becoming New York City's most talked about underground nightclub, Mr Black.


On Friday September 12th, Reading For Filth, the extremely dirty queer literary series originally co-curated by the late Dean Johnson, and Heavy, Glenn Marla's monthly cavalcade of cutting-edge performance art will be joining forces for the monthly event Heavy/Filth on the already-legendary downstairs room of Mr Black at 27 West 24th Street, between Sixth Avenue and Broadway, from 9 till 11PM.


The stellar lineup for this edition of Heavy/Filth includes the Runaways' rock deity Kari Krome, Bevin Branlandingham, the Flamboyant Femcee, the witchy Thain Torres, brillant and provocative stylings from Laryissa Husiak,The Larry Flynt of Avant-Cabaret Erin Markey, and Joe Birdsong, Rapture's own two-spirited author, and much, much more.
AND THEN.............

it's going to be a zoo............


not much to say really...........

Daddy? Will there be cake?

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Lady Fag's Birthday...



will there be cake?

Will there be Dynell?

I'm having a special sale on cakeumbrellas.

Oh I'll be there alright.

Last night was big...
too big for Part one.

Time for Mr. Black Part 2