Wish I could be. Congrads Hattie & Joe. Take pictures Daddy, please.

Damn, my bad bro. Forget what I just wrote. Now I feel really stupid. I emailed Sweetie and invited her to go with me after I read about her paarty. I asked Bonnie if she was going too. I did get to take my new car into the city and got rear ended on Houston. Not my night. I am not a typical goombah once you get to know me teehee. Its all good bro

Next wk should be one scorcher of a noche!
Brace yerself Avenue A! Both me and Messy Bonnie in push up bra's ... !

Don't worry about it Cannon.
We all mess up.
In fact, we might start calling you "Messy Cannon Ball".

Congratulations, you've made the "Messy Team"!

Now check your Email.
Bonnie's trying to get in touch with you.
(Now that she knows you drive a Benz)

We have buddy booths?

What do I get once I on the messy team? An orgy with all the messy chicks? Those broads are hard up for some primo salami for sure LOL.

Bonnie talks about my business I guess. I have a Benz. I have a 76 cherry Corvette and a 05 Lexus. Cars are like chicks. You trade some in and some you keep around LMAO.

Funny I always think men are like shoes... those hot looking ones that take yer fancy on an impulse-buy always end up hurtin u and causing silly un-necessary trauma, so u don't go out with them for long, u tend to just wear em out in the house more than the street... yet those ole faithful comfort ones may not be so hot to look at may even be a bit old but they still feel so comforting...even if they eventually begin to stink!
My problem is that I so often impulse 'shop' and end up with blisters!
Now where for art though Dr Scholl!

forget about Dr. Scholl and write a letter to Dr. Phil. I have to say you are really freakin good. Definitely something a woman would say. You deserve a bonus.

WOw! This is exciting! Girl loves an indy bookshop. I'll be there with my wallet.

Hi Ducky!
About time we got you in here!

Mr Cannon... are you are real person? If you are you MUST come on Wed so we can all press the flesh and see you for ourselves! See you there!

Yeah I am a real person. I think its funny how you ask me that seeing as you are Anna Nicole Smith and all. Why dont you ask Messy Bonnie, Messy Soon Yee, Messy Carly Simons and almost every other character popping up around here who is real and who isnt? Or just press up against all of them and see what pops up. LMAO Dont be freaked out if this party is a room full of imiginary people. Later Anna Nicole Smith, I have to hang out with Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra. We are going looking for Big Foot. ROFL

It's sort of like Santa... u don't wanna get into it and spoil it for the kiddies. Your name isn't Human nor Cannon. So u must get the idea. Although Daddy is really Daddy and we do call him that, Sweetie is really Sweetie etc. So... It will be a room full of REAL but sometimes imaginary friends for you! Believe me am sure you will get to press the flesh.. the real flesh not 'virtual'.

And Anna Nicole's are also VERY real.
I mean she is very real.

Real as real can be.

awww ... shucks! ( * )( * )

why you not think i lear cannon barr?

Am I still 86'd from Rapture?

Bonnie,
Rapture hasn't even opened yet you goof.
Don't get ahead of yourself.