Oh good...
'Cause I think I'm coming with The Human Cannon Ball.
(I probably won't walk right for a week)

Bon Bon - it's a good thing we have that ADA-compliant bathroom...plenty of room for a "slip."

Mr. Joe,
Would it be too much to ask you to put a mattres in the bathroom?
BTW
I left off the last "s", that's the "s" for salad dressing, 'cause that's what I'm gonna spread all over my body for Cannon Ball to lick off.

Messy Bonnie...It's Human Cannon. Not Human Cannon Ball..the only balls involved are gonna be the one's in your mouth.

Can I just go on the record here and say that I think he doesn't exist! Unless I get to press the flesh with him tomorrow I won't believe he is alive. I shall be there at 8pm sharp let the battle begin!

OK let the battle begin!
I've got 10 BIG reasons why I'm gonna put your headlights out Anna Nicole.

The Human Cannon's MINE!

I think you bitches have sent him running for the hills...
or back to MySpace anyway.



Next...

MEEEEEOW, Anna Nicole! Meeeeeow!

You and Messy fightin' over a coulda woulda shoulda, rolling around on the stage in salad dressing, hair flying, nails and teeth nashed.

Human Cannon, if you're still out there, what have you already done to our opening?

Bring it on bitch!

Congratulations on the opening tonite Mr. Joe. Hope to see you around the corner for some hot CORNHOLIN' afterwards. That neck of the woods is definitely getting HOT!

Last night was very exciting. Congrats to Hattie and Joe. A much needed place in the neighborhood.

Damn Mr. Joe!

I can't believe what you, Hattie & crew have done in a month.
The place looks gorgeous and is exactly what this city needs.
It was great seeing Cynthia at the door, Walter S, Keith etc. what a fabulous staff.
It was also nice seeing all the JACKIE 60 / MOTHER people (eyeing the stage).

Wow, and talk about night of a thousand downtown legends... it was breathtaking.

I only wish Anna Nicole had stayed 2 minutes more. (We walked in right after you left).
I guess The Human Cannon was a no-show.
Sorry Anna Nicole, he must have been hi-jacked by Messy Bonnie.

But the ruling touch was when I was informed that there was a special bottle of beaujolais behind the bar waiting for me.
NOW THAT'S CLASS!!!!!

Ahhh tis a pity I missed ya! Had a somewhat draining wk so was exhausted. I LOVE that space can't wait to hang there on a reg basis.. also wanna drag all the parents from my tykes school which is one block away... my son's school paper had a piece about one of the teachers writing his college thesis on drag so I think the parents and kids from THIS school will be well ready for rapture afternoons!
Wish you well well well...
Mr Joe looked so sensible last night quite the businessman...and Hattie was looking younger by the day! Whose blood are u drinkin these days!
Let us know when its sort of open-open as I will start prodding my locals there.

Congrads Hattie and Joe.. Wish I could have been there. Maybe when I come down to nyc in Feb. Keep up the good work dolls.

Thanks to everyone!

I was so great to have all my family from the M'Boards stop by with well wishes!

And where was human cannonball? I am afraid we have been plopped, m'dears!

Afterwards, we adjourned to Cornhole where the tambourine auxilary was bangin' away till these cows went home-- moo!

It was a great night even though I was really looking forward to the cat fight between Messy Bonnie and Anna Nicole.

Basil and I were laughing, thinking how Bobby will have to do a reading at RAPTURE then scoot over to CORNHOLE COUNTY and do a country set with the band and then do a quick wig or two for Sweetie before hitting BOY'S ROOM.

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Tabboo!, Hattie "Hatches" Hathaway & Joe "Mr. Joe" Birdsong

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