I will defo be there in my full Mandy Rice-Christine Keeler "drag".

Hello Empress! I was telling the gang this afternoon about it and we are ready to down a few for a great cause!Well almost ready. I can't decide what to wear. I want to spray paint red white and blue stars all over my body. But I don't know how long that will last. It might turn into some abstract mess by the end of the night. Wait a minute. Is that a bad thing?

Oh and one more thing. Will you have T-Shirts there? I would love to get one and send it back to my mom in Chi-town. She would get such a kick out of it!

Oh, I know what you mean Lady King - I dont think the Hooker's Ball would have gotten quite so rich if I hadn't lived in Chicago during the pimpin' mid-Seventies.

Unfortunately, you can only buy the shirts online, but they are gorgey, and come pretty fast - just dont order the regular shipping, even one step up is much faster (regular postal service SUCKS) and not much more $.

They're at the Mothershop at

http://www.cafepress.com/mothershop

Cant wait to see your stars..

Well, the ranks of delegates are simply bursting like a well-filled g-string at the Gaiety!
Jade, Franni and Jude are representing California, Bay Area style. The state of Pennsylvania is sending hookers galore, with Enya Buttox from Philly, and busty Tina Benez from Pittsburgh. Sweet Dirty Darla, Leroi The Girl/Boy and company will be joining Tom Ackerman and turning it out for the great state of Washington.

And wait till you see Daddy's decor for the event-- it's smashing! Believe me, it beats the RNC hands down!

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what a fun party it has always been, and yes I''m coming out for streetwalker realness! well see ya all there toinite.. I'm bringing MATH-YOU.. 2 trashy biotches!

Thanks Hatches.
I have to say...
Crobar has never looked like this!
I can't wait for tonight.

Warning:
PEOPLE ARE COMNG DONE!!!!!!!

Yep, Mr. "Club In A Bag," you have outdone yourself this time!

I know, people are coming done! Everyone I have spoken to has described, in full detail, what they'll be wearing. It's wonderful!

And HelinRhiannon, have I ever told you, you remind me of my cousin, Irma? Can't wait to see you!

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The pressure is on!! You, know last Saturday Maki asked me what I'm wearing to this and how much fun the night will be and "You must be excited!"

I could not answer her. I've NO OUTFIT CONCEPT for this - it's just not coming - MY BALOT BOX is blocked!!!

Normally when this happens, I sit the party out. But for this gala, no outfit concept nonetheless, *sigh* I am coming anyway and I am going to spend the night appreciating the costuming efforts of all you beautiful people from a dim corner on the dancefloor.

I am so looking forward to seeing the competition and the Hookers of the Heartland performance[s] ...

I have great vibes about this night - they are of the gold variety.

[Off topic ... Thought of you this morning Chi and Daddy - Vincent Gallo was on Howard Stern and you are right - he might actually be more crazy than moi!]

Maybe there should be a Republican Convention in town every year if it will have the effect on the Ball that it did last night. Total spectacle, everyone who participated deserves some applause. BOB was perfect. And I actually saw some real Republicans, who were a little less enthused with my 'costume' than even the one security person who at the front entrance just coldly told me, "That shit (you're wearing) isn't funny." But then once inside I've never been dived upon by so many photographers and people wanting to pose with me and people wanting to buy me drinks. Gee, maybe being repulsively conservative has some merits. I'm gonna throw my vote for J. Edgar Hoover, or, isn't he running this year?

Everyone looked mmmmarrrrvelous!
I felt such a muggle in comparrison!
And so many cute boys... who was the cutie who arrived in the faux fur, was all sparkly skin glitter, swarthy bloke ??? Who Who (Christopher you said u knew his name, i wanna know - oink?)
Daddy and Chi Chi - you both looked HOT
I LUVED the gogo boy Angel (first time I ever saw that fresh-flesh)...mmmmm I want I want...
However - My favourite of all the evening... was this one 'girl' whose (pantyhose) gusset was lower than her hemline - BLESS!

Angel.

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I agree fully Seven!!!! Last night was the BEST party I've been to in quite a while. Everyone looked stellar! Too many great moments to mention in one short post -- and those flashing bulbs were going a mile a minute!!! -- but something that really got me was seeing two of the straightest boys bickering/wrangling over which was gonna get to keep Jade's California sign ... I wonder where they got it???

Chi looked amazing and, Johnny, the decor was the most impressive I've seen at Crowbar to date. Loved Amber's Pony, the Jersey and New York reps and I really loved being able to dance on the "big floor" to Daddy's music among such an amazingly decked out crew. DerrickIaD - it was good also to spend some time chatting with you, it has been far too long.

Happy Hookers Ball to One and All!

Damn, my head hurts.
Last night was tough.
What the hell were we thinking?
A "Hooker's Convention" is just as much work as a Republican one!
Maybe more.
Everyone looked amazing!
I just wish I could have been in the crowd. I couldn't really socialize (and you know how that kills me). I haven't seen New York dressed up like that in years. People really turned it out. Tonya, you were gorgeous. But then, you always look like a hooker to me. And Anna Nicole... you were (are) Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice-Davies all rolled into one. And seven, I am still stunned.
I have to say though that the west coast really turned it out.
The California and Washington State delegations were spectacular.
I can't wait to see pics.

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No really, Empress and Daddy, if that Ball had been in a much smaller, darker room, you would think you were on Washington St. 1995.

Thanks for creating a much much improved future.

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My head hurts too, Daddy, and I only had one drink. I can only attribute it to the amazing visual assault of the beautifully done crowd!

Seven, when Opal and I saw you from the stage, we were simply struck speechless... and as you know that's hard to do!

And Anna, as we said last night, "Angel, the delegate representin'... EVERYTHING!"

Now if I could just remember where I left Ronnie's ashes last night...

Anna I have no idea who you are talking about but I do agree that there were some beautiful people there last night and I LIVED for your "slut realness" ..fiera mami fiera!
It was an honor and a pleasure to be around so many freaks.
Christopher

last nite was a blast and I even left with someone.. so the party didnt end til 10 am this morning..lol But I must say.. Angel wherever that fine man is I want him, I want him all for myself, please My birthday is coming soon someone get him for me for my birthday.. Helin

ps it was so wonderful seeing so many people last nite.. everyone was so colorful as well as democratic!! an no Darla Diamond?

My very 1st Hooker Ball...it was a great cherry popper! Everysinglebod looked terrific...a whole lotta love in the room. It was special to see so many colorful faces cum together for the shared ideals, and goals (especially in this crucial time). I love this community.

Gorgeous pics from last night from Franni Sorensen, one of the California delegation...

The World Famous BOB begins the opening ceremonies:

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Nancy Davis Reagan clowns with members of the California delegation, Jude (left) and Jade.
Photo by Franni Sorensen

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