Sweetie always makes jokes about it but I had never been on it so I checked it out to see what she was talking about. OMG! Just what I need, a new obsession.
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Posts: 9401 | Location: New York | Registered: 03-12-01
This was a post from today. What the hell is this about?
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I Met Paul Newman Yesterday! It Was So Weird! - 33 (Upper East Side)
I was in Connecticut at this supermarket and who do I see? Paul Newman! I was so thrilled to see him that I went to the salad dressing aisle and picked up a bottle of his dressing. I politely approached him - his blue eyes are even more dazzling in person - and asked if he would autograph my dressing. He looked at me coldly, took the bottle of dressing, opened it, and drank the whole thing in like ten seconds. He then wiped his mouth on his sweater sleeve and said, "Let's see Redford do that."
Just then, Joanne Woodward came over to him with a package of pork chops. "Honey, what do you think of these chops?" He said, "Screw those chops. I want your chops!" He then grabbed Joanne and began kissing her violently. "Paul, you smell from vinaigrette," she protested.
I asked Mr. Newman if he was feeling okay and he said, "Kid, I just drank a whole bottle of salad dressing. I feel fan-[expletive]-tastic!"
I asked if I could have an autograph and he said he stopped giving autographs after a guy peed on him in a men's room. I told him I really admired his work and would love just one autograph. He then unzipped his trousers and proceeded to urinate on me. I put my soiled pants on eBay - the current high bid is $6,500. Imagined if he did #2? I'd be rolling in it.
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PUSSY EXAM We are looking for white men who need their man pussy examined. All men should have this exam on a regular basis. You just lie back while we put on our rubber gloves and give you a probing pelvic examination. We can use speculums or dildos if you wish. Just let us open, probe and examine your cunt. If this is something you have fantasized about having done, now is the time to fulfill it. Email for an appointment. NO pics available.
Posts: 9401 | Location: New York | Registered: 03-12-01
I'm also a beginning chess player trying to get better.
Come play chess with me, while in the nude. If you beat me, I'll give you $250. If not, well at least we both got in a good game and I got some eye candy. Maybe we can play multiple times. I play white.
Me: attractive, laid-back, professional i-banker, 30s. Very discreet - you should be too.
Yes, this is a real ad! (please send a pic, tell me your age and experience level)
Posts: 9401 | Location: New York | Registered: 03-12-01
OK, Here we go. This is what I'm talking about... GENIUS!!!!
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My Wife Looks Like Nathan Lane - We Seek a Matthew Broderick Lookalike - 41 (Murray Hill)
My wife Cherry and I are want to spice up our marriage. My wife has often been told that she bears an uncanny resemblence to Nathan Lane. Once, we were coming out of the theater after seeing a play, and several people requested her autograph, saying, "Oh, Mr. Lane, we loved you in 'The Producers.'"
We would like to find a Matthew Broderick lookalike and do some kinky role play. We live in the Murray Hill Towers and would like to host you. When you walk in, "Springtime for Hitler" will be playing. We will then go to the living room and eat cheese and talk about Chevy Chase's failed career.
We will then go to the master bedroom and you and my wife will read a scene from "The Odd Couple" while I masturbate using a large wooden avocado.
Please send pic, stats, and location. Serious only - non-smokers need not apply. We are tolerant of Jews.
Posts: 9401 | Location: New York | Registered: 03-12-01
I wished I had saved the post from one of my ALL TIME favorite CraigsList freaks. He was a married, jewish professional who was seeking the company of a mild mannered Asian lady. He was hoping they could get together at his place while his wife was away, smoke a couple of joints and then binge on EXLAX. He wanted to then lead her to a huge Persian rug in the living room and hold hands with her until they both were able to shit at the same time. He wanted to hold her hands while they both took a big dump on the rug and then roll it up together and put it out on the street. The lady HAD to be Asian and they both HAD to be able to shit at the same time. GORGEOUS!!
Posts: 1830 | Location: New York City, NY | Registered: 03-30-01
I'm looking for a wig-wearing guy from Bellport Village who likes non-passable transvestites and tells people he is married when he is actually very gay. He lives somewhere on South Country Road in the Village of Bellport, and drives a silver car. He's Italian and is around 60 years old and not very attractive.
* Location: Bellport Village * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posts: 2673 | Location: New York, NY, USA | Registered: 03-12-01
Holy crap why am I only now just discovering this topic....nobody TOLD me! As said before, even if it is plopping it is such great reading I don't care. Too bad the lady had to be asian though.
