Could you also do a VIP area that's just for bottle service, I think I would feel much better if I were paying $500 for a bottle of Pabst....you know kinda like ....duvet.

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well make sure one of the forty is your little woman, cuz we aim to get her liquored up and see what shes got at karaoke!!

I just told the Empress, "Sweetie wants you to do a number tomorrow".
She said, "OK".

So there you have it.
She'll do a song.

That little philly is as slippery as a pole cat!!! If I don't see her on your arm, I swar I will send the boys over to yer trailer to fetch her.

I don't blame you.
This is the 3rd week of "CORNHOLE" and for three weeks she has promised to come.
If you don't see her, get Bonnie to go get her out of bed!


Now I've got to go make a CD for you.

Well, the Empress bailed again so I had to make her jealous and take the gorgeous Stephanie Strawberry as my date. The funny thing was she was carrying her little dog named Chi Chi in her purse. When we were walking over there I asked her if she liked country music. She didn't know what it was but wanted to see Sweetie. She was walking around all night with "Little Chi Chi" in her purse drinkiing these big tall green things that lit up with a tiny umbrella in them.
Quite a site.

Anyway, if you haven't been to CORNHOLE COUNTY yet, you have about one (maybe two) more weeks. Then there will be lines around the block.
It was so packed when I got there I thougt I was in the wrong "Otto's Shrunken Head".
After 3 weeks this party has quite the buzz.
All the trend setters are there checking it out and loving it.
And you know what that means...
For the next 2 weeks it will be gorgeous.
Then it will be too crowded.
Then it will be over.
And THEN it willl be in New York Magazine as "the place to be".
So...
You've got two weeks!

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Thank you so much for booking Bridget Everett! It was great to hear Bridget singing Janis Joplin with a band! She really tore it up. Great party in general and a very memorable night.

xo.
Earl

And I'd like to thank Bridget Everett for taking her shirt off.
We were all dyin' to see them (well I was anyway) and just as if she was reading my mind...
OFF CAME THE SHIRT!

Sweetie wasn't the first to do "CORNHOLE COUNTY" you know...

We did it at Jackie 60 YEARS ago with...

oh wait...

with Sweetie.

Ok Francine 59, she WAS the first.

Sweetie wrote a play called "Appalachian Tango" and we put it on at Jackie 60. It was so much fun AND a great little play!

Here is a pic of Hattie Hathaway as "Paw", Sweetie as wore-out ol' "Vernell" and some of her daughters singin' on the porch.

Click here for more pics of Sweetie's APPALACHIAN TANGO.

And by the way...
I hear that "Paw" aka Hattie Hathaway will be performin' at CORNHOLE soon.


Hattie & Sweetie

Johnny, THANKS SO MUCH for the Appalachian Tango pics. I have been trying to remember who the other girls were. Linda Simpson, James F Murphy and ????? Any help Hattie? And yes Hattie Hathaway will be performing at Cornhole County!

Nov. 8th- Cory Tut
Nov. 15th- Hattie Hathaway
Nov. 22nd- Bridget Everett and a cast of thousands for a Cornhole Thanksgiving!
Nov. 29th- Edie

OK Vernelle, sit down!

Chi Chi was just going though some papers and she said, "This is so weird, look what just fell out of this folder".
I looked and it was the script for "Appachian Tango"!


Sweetie and I were talking about it on Thursday. She asked if Chi Chi possibly kept a copy of the script and I told her "no way".
Chi Chi didn't know that she had it but she obviously did.
It's that "Jackie Synchronicity" still in effect!
I think that this is a sign that...

1) CORNHOLE COUNTY is a fierce "Old School" party that "Jackie" approves of.

2) "Appalachian Tango" needs to be brought to the stage once again. Say at CORNHOLE COUNTY.

If ya need anyone to play Vernelle let me know.

I'll see everyone at CORNHOLE tonight.

Rain or Moonshine...
I gots me a tambourine to play!

Did you say you're going to see everyone's cornhole tonight? You better got something more than a lame tambourine Daddy.

Fun to see Bunny faux clog dancing and in a cellphone camera duel with the bandmembers. The guitar player was actually amazing, a French lad who obviously idolized country music with reverence. But where were you Daddy? Playing 'tambourine' out back with some piggies?

What do you mean?
I was there (and obviously so were you).
I was the one with the tambourine.