Ahh the nasty world of globalization. Seven are you ready to move with me to Chiapas!?

Anna Nicole/ skip the chiapas...Lets skip off to Jamaica for some of that african soupbone.

Eh at least I'm doing me bit in JA to solve some 'political' debates (ahem).

Yes that's right Missy just speak DIRECTLY into the microphone.

I know you mean 'soup'bone.

The New Radical Hipsters: Hasidim in luxury condos.

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The hasid in the ad is a pimp.

I've seen him marshalling his trickturners
on Wyeth and Grand.

I know
the end is near
and so I face
the final curtain...

The East Village Yacht Club

And yet another reason to leave the rotting apple before it sinks into a yuppie scum soaked abyss.

THAT is what's become of our old haunt chez es saada?? i want to puke.

This entirely explains why, when I was walking east on Houston from Ludlow (under the scaffolding of the new luxury highrise on the corner) towards the Mercury Lounge last night, I was hit with a wall of cologne odor so thick it was repulsive. It was coming from the crowd half a block away milling in front of the lounge. All totally attired "countryclub", as I spontaneously remarked to my companion. She commented, "East Houston is now East Hamptons."

Oh help that place looks hideous enough but knowing it's in our lovely Chez Es Saada space!!!!

What is this some kind of incipient backlash to Bush-style, preppie crapola?
Someone should open a club next door and call it "VOMITORIUM."

Chez Es Saada was a beautiful PS to the 14th Street Jackie era. I still crave one of those pomegranate cocktails... what were they called?

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Okay, the fifth horseman has just pulled up...Our verbal reading tonight is in the Daily News REAL ESTATE section..

what a shitty place the east village has become. most of us saw this coming when we were the shitty newcommers back in the 70's & 80's.

It's funny, Yesterday I was talking to someone who lives in the building and he was telling me about "The East Village Yacht Club".
I thought it was brilliant!
But he was like, "It's not what you think. It's hideous. They are doing it for real".
I guess I'm retarded.
I thought it was a "Billionaires For Bush" type joke.
I mean "The East Village Yacht Club" is like something we would have done at Jackie as a theme.
Maybe with Davey Ilku as "Thurston Howell III" and "Marti Domination" as "Lovey".

(I don't think it's doing very well BTW.)

It's true daddy, very JsixO. If only that was their intention.

I didn't even know about the East Village Yacht Club until I saw it here!...see, proof that the Motherboards is truly the source for everything nightlife...hideous place, I doubt that the food is any good either. Hopefully the next time we see the logo it will say "established 2007"..."sunk 2007"

hey that gives me an idea

What?
You don't want to leave your pet rats there to be discovered by the Health Dept. do you?

Leave a nickle bag of crappy pot in the shitter and call in a drug-dealing complaint...

Or better yet, open a bomber of RAID and watch the yuppie scum scatter from your lawn chair across 1st Street.

All very viable and highly creative options.

A little less severe than the anthrax letter I had in mind.