Everytime I think of that, Anna, I collapse into laughter. I love you, girl. And, Daddy, you know you always have my heart. I'm all squishy with emotion...

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As far as "one of those Flow-shit-eating-grins"...
Is this the one of which you speak?

No, that was his Brain Surgery face.

IMHO the Jackie/Mother bathrooms just continued the great sexual barrier smashing of the Mudd bathrooms. Since people knew us from that time, the early legends who were our first crowd assumed it was permissible to have sex in the bathrooms. And it was!

And, the true democracy of the crowd - Noah's ark - at Jackie produced much of the magic - where else would Gnome have felt as comfortable?
Or the nambla Hasids? Or the President of Brazil, on the lam? Or Joey, for that matter?

The president of Brazil on the prowl for Joey, I think it was.

One of the most whacked go-go sets I remember was a Chanuka theme. I think it was Genocide Domination, and the male part I forget who, done up as Hasids, go-going. Truely surreal. Now that was a Shabat the devout would get no where else in the world.

Chichi always claimed an evening a total success when Hasids were caught lurking around. Thrilled to be *pleasuring* go-go clientele, who were so alienated at that point with the loss of the titty bars.

I think I caught that Hasid gogo set... it was at FUN.

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Hi Rob!
Caught on a date at FUN 2000

"The Hasids" were VERY early Jackie RGs (regulars). They would come in and ask, "are any of my people here?" When it was time to leave, I would sneak them out the side door, first looking up and down the street for any of "their people". They stopped coming when a picture of them by Tina Paul appeared in Rolling Stone Magazine. Its a genius picture with one of them covering his face. I'll try and find it. I had this fantasy of hiring a yellow school bus every week to shuffle back and forth from Jackie to Brooklyn.

BTW
I'm saving THE best Jackie Sex story for when I have more time to write it. In fact, it won a Jackie Award for "Best X-Rated Performance".
AND IT WAS CAPTURED ON ROB ROTH'S FAMOUS "BATHROOM CAM" TO BOOT!!!!!!!

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oh this topic is making me want to go out....more specifically to go back in time and go out! I totally remember Chi Chi speaking of the Hasid or midget sign of a successful party. and if you got both in one night.....well sweetie, you've won! We actually got that spacific Click @ Fun Hasid to help bartend! thanks for that reminder S'tan! And Daddy , I'll let you tell that bathroom cam story , but Im sure I will have to add my own details, they are still clear in the retina of my mind....yeesh! There are a lot of things I cant remember but that is NOT one of them....

OK, here goes..
And please, anyone who has details please chime in.
This is how I remember it...

There was this very handsome, very sexy young guy that used to come to Jackie every week. (I think he was a Click & Drag RG too). Anyway, he was a stock broker or investment banker, something like that. He used to wear a suit and tie. Very hot. His whole thing though was trannies. He loved to flirt with them and drive them crazy. He would never actually do anything with them. He would flirt all night then get all huffy saying that he was straight bla bla bla. He was a big old Tranny Tease. Then he met his match...
No, not Joey Arias.
ALEXIS ARQUETTE!!!!!!
I guess Alexis was woman enough to get this uptight stock broker into the bathroom. And as luck would have it, Rob had the Bathroom Cam hooked up that night and caught the whole mess on tape. This guy went nuts for Alexis. He did EVERY un-natural thing that you can do to another person. He was a Piggy Bottom! Now, Alexis knows the camera is there and is smiling up at it. She is always making sure that Stock broker is visable. This was too good to be true. Not only was it being taped but it was also being shown through out the club on Rob's monitors. We may have even shown it on the big video screen in the main room as well. I forget but we probably did knowing us...
OK, knowing me.
People started lining up outside the bathroom waiting for the two love birds to come out. When they finally did, the room exploded with applause and stockbroker RAN out of the club never to be seen again...
or so we thought!
A few months later at the Jackie Awards I spot the "Pass Around Pig Bottom". He's back! I know that Alexis is here from LA and I also know that she is going to win a Jackie Award for Best X-Rated perfomance. (for her supporting role with the stock broker). I also know that Rob is going to do a 3 minute video presentation of the hideous event on the main stage. All the pieces are in place.
OK, picture it...
The club is jam-packed. The presenters (I forget who) announce Alexis as the winner, the screen comes down on stage and Rob's tape is shown on the big screen. The stock broker sees himself like he's never seen himself before and again dashes out the door. This time really never to be seen again.
Did I get anything wrong?
I'll try to get Nurse Randella to put down her scool books for a second because I think she knows more. Probably Miss Understood and Sweetie have more as well.

Alexis Arquette -more than a woman.

Some of you may be wondering. Who was playing the records while all this was going on? Again, some times the music would stop at Jackie, now you know why.

The only thing I have to add, Daddy, is that everywhere in the stall, and on the door as well, were these very obvious signs saying, "WARNING: YOU ARE BEING FILMED!"
Well, after stockbroker shot his rather huge load, just after he pulled his slobbering tongue out of Alexis' bunghole, he ripped one of these warning signs off the wall, glanced at it and wiped the dripping spooge off his hands and member with it, then threw it away.
All were in awe!

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You know you couldn't make this stuff up if u tried... u watch those corny sucessful shows like Sex in the City...if only the real truth about sex in the real city was revealed it would honestly be too outrageous to be believed.

Oh, I forgot about the sign.
Hatch, what a memory you have. Yeah, that was the icing on the cake.

ok, you got most of it correct the only detail I really love is the fact that it was around the holidays and the theme that night was some kind of "hooked on christmas" or "island of demonic toys" , whatever , but the greatest thing was that Alexis had a blinking christmas bulb hanging from his neck the entire time and because the surveilance camera I had was a light sesitive/Infra-red kind it created the most insane effect as he was blowing the guy, sort of a strobe backlite on the big fat cock. Ha! hard to explain , better to be seen. I also thougth it was when the guy came downstairs to the Dom Lounge and saw the 20 monitors that had the bathroom on them and 50 people around them clapping that he then made the connection in his pea-brain that he had been filmed and then ran out of the club.....im pretty sure thats how that happened. Ha!

What dimly creaks into the very back, dark, hallway of my brain is: when the screen projection on stage came on to reveal the basis of the award, so many people crammed in the room just kind of froze trying to figure out, I suppose, what the word 'performance' really meant then, because it was obvious what was on tape was 'real'. Just one example of the majic you all worked there.

The only other time I heard it that quiet in the room was during the judging of a body modification category prize won by an eighteen year old twink who, on stage displayed his prize piercing only at the off-stage horse-whispered entreaty of Daddy who revealed to the Empress, then on stage officiating, that the young piece of chicken had something in his pants of interest to the judges. The boy whipped out his cock, pierced by what must have been a two pound paddlock. All the straight women in the crowd practically fainted right then and there.

Rob, you are absolutely right. It was downstairs that he saw the monitors and everyone started clapping. Now I remember.

And seven, I'm so glad you were there to witness and remember all this.

Okay, shall we move on to the next?
Rose and the Brittish admiral?
Pookie and the Yankee? (Or was it Hattie in the poodle skirt with the Yankee? I forget now).
Mike Tyson?
Wierd Al Yankovitch?
Sweetie and Calvin Klein?

you pick.

Tyson please.

Oh, yes, I forgot one of the Empress' all time most hilarious lines that had the whole house delirious with laughter. After the young paddlock-pierced twink tossed his metal-bobbed member back into his pants. Chi Chi asked the crowd if there were any more entries who wanted to walk on stage and vie for the best modification prize. There was about thirty seconds of totally dead silence from the still crowd. And then Chi Chi says with a particularly victorious leer, "That's right everybody, if you don't have a paddlock through your cock, don't even bother to get up here!"

Pookie with the Yankee.
Hattie in the poodle skirt with the Chicago Cub.
I later gave the skirt to Rose, and she put it to good use.
And then there was the fireman in front of Daddy's old DJ booth...
But first, Mike Tyson!

MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mike Tyson PLEASE PLEASE tell the tale... where the f was i that night! bah!

Well, it's not that exciting really.

It was one of the very first Jackies. Mike Tyson was going to jail the next day and he wanted to get a little crazy before the big House and he came to jackie. This was real early in the life of The House Of Domination. Mother Kitty Boots was dancing with her daughters then. So when Iron Mike came up to her girls Mother Cat got very protective of her kittens. He backed down of course. The next day the headline of The NY Post was...
MIKE TYSON GETS DOMINATED ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Nothing really happened but the headline was very funny.