Pass this on and promise to publish.

Dear Heart of Jesus in the past I have asked you many favours, this time I ask You this very special one (mention favour). Take it dear heart of Jesus and place it within your own broken heart where your Father sees it. Then in His merciful eyes it will become Your favour not mine. Amen.

Say this for three days and promise to publish.

AMC

I got a better idea.
Come down to the Kerballah Center and ask for Bonnie.
I got this red string for sale that can do miracles.
You just wrap it around your wrist and wait for the miracle.

GOOD NEWS
I have extended my 4th a July sale event so it's still only $14.95.
Then for the next three days send a check for $14.95 to Miss Messy Bonnie at The Kerballah Center.

Promise to publish this.

Repeat this fifty times while sitting in a big pile of quarters while a dried electric eel is stuffed under the pillow of your bed:

Oyigiyigi, Apasa with a smooth edge cast for laughter on the bitter day, on his way from heaven on to the earth.

Then look this up in the Erindinlogun, find out what Odu it is, and get your local babalao to interpret it according to the lay of the 13 cowries he tosses.

Or, if you are superstitious, step on the crack in the sidewalk while calling out the name of the person you don't like today.

But don't pass on or publish any of this or you might come home to find the person you live with has gone insane.