I can't believe this stupid topic needs a part 2 but it does.

So go ahead all you Harris Pankins and Harris Pankin impersonators (in other words Harris Pankin).
Post your brains out.

Oh and if anyone wants to read the train wreck that is part 1, here it is.

Harris Pankin Part 1

more like a plane crash. Anyways I guess it is trivia time. Name Harris Pankin's first stage name. How about the second. Ok. Next name the female drummer for Letch Patrol. Now Pablo might be able to remember those somewhere in his drug drazzled memory but I doubt it. Also name the title of our first Albulm according to Rockstar scrapbook. Then tell me the duck joke.There is only one me. Sorry you impostors.

so i thought i`d re-introduce myself agin and let everyone know who i am
born in u.s.a., suffer from mental disorders have spent time in jail and mental hospitals, most people dodn`t like me, or never did for most of my life, learned at a very early age how to bullshit my way out or into most situations using the "ass kiss your way to the top" method or the "ass kiss your way out of a beating" method in combination with making up shit about others, spreading false rumors and defaming and outright lying (it`s part of most peoples habit that suffer from certain type of mental disorders) i wont say now what i have been told i suffer from from most doctors,started letch patrol in 1985, still milking it for all it`s worth, at the same time that my paranoias and selfishness have helped me to justify my misguided manipulativeness,patriotic american at heart althouth known to pretend to be of the left or possesing progressive ideology which people who know me know i`m just a selfish creep out for my own benefit, got into sceenes such as the hippie, punk, because it was easy and besides where else could i half-ass fit in, look up charles manson for more ,i love recieving social security checks, visiting the local soup kitchens and crack houses, getting men, women or impressionable teenagers to give me drinks, dinner, drugs, a place to sleep, sex or what ever in exchange for old letch patrol stories and stories about my supposed days in the punk sceene, even though i was as punk as a yarmukel on a texas neo-nazi racist...
and i wish theese other assholes pretnding to be me would stop because it could damage my "i`m famous look me up in google or yahoo" half-baked_ ego trip and it`s impossible for them to be honest about me, so hence forth i have decide to resort the old addage "honesty is the best policy" when i write about my fabulous self in the future...

by the way did i forget to mention one other glamorous achivement? well just in case i was the captain ot the "homeless footbal team" so there...

You should go see Kiki and Herb on Broadway.

well they have been writing me off for years. That's ok I don't really give a fuck. Pablo is obviously jealous. Well it is time for the answers to trivia. first stage name hap ee. ness. second one is harris ment. the only girl drummer was a young lady named Tab. the duck joke is as follows. A duck walks into a pharmacy. Asks the pharmacist for some chapstick. The pharmacist says thyat will be 89 cents. The duck says put it on my bill. Thank you and good night. Ignore rantings from the mentally unstable it could be dangerous to your health. harris. Letch Patrol will return somnetime I promise.

i am not amused
she is not amused
he is not amused
you are not amused
they are not amused
we are not amused
so stop pretneding you are me, who ever you are
harris

I am not amused
You are wasting my time
You are not clever
stop pretending to be me
Whoever you are

chorus
i am not amused
she is not amused
he is not amused
you are not amused
they are not amused
we are not amused
so stop pretneding you are me,
who ever you are


as every one can see i*m busy writing new songs for the up coming broadway musical about the story of my life and my musical journey in the east village which might be titled "on the bowery" or "i¨m the captain" or "duct tape" or "can you spare 5 cents" or "how we suck" (that`s in reference to the greatest letch patrol song of all time which i wrote the words and music only updating the title with a throw back to the hugely succesful "leth patrol sucks" slogan) haven`t decided if i will play myself or brad pitt or tom cruise get the honor, also in negotiations with jimmy hendrix on guitar, keith moon on drums and flea on bass, i dodn`t know fuck me i^m famous

yawn... another exciting day. Ok the documentary is done. See a preveiw at you tube.com under "the team the unoffical trailer" soon to been seen on BBC and Danish TV. Also September 19th a return apperance on HBO Real Sports. thats it for now. Harris.

Who the Fuck am I?

Who the Fuck are you!

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The thing from which bad dreams are made of...

ah yes watch HBO tommorrow tuesday night. Yes I am again on real sports. Any ways Pete Towsend mentioned this column last night at Jones beach. Ha ha. later.

and kieth moon is going to play drums on my new tour

i`m so famous
fuck me
i`m famous

Go see Pablo's new band. World Famous AKA and the piss in the toilets. Soon to be appearing at your local soup kitchen. Yes I am now on TV. So what, that and two dollars gets me on the subway. All for now I'm bored. Harris.

i`m the captain,
i said i`m the captain

and i say this is
how we rock

i dodn`t understand harris why do i have to sen the money to another name and not harris pankin?
i`m only gonna send it to the name of harris pankin? and western union wants a passport number if you have one
so you can pick it up,
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what are you talking about? Explain. harrris

what do you mean expalin? we,ve been discussing it for weeks,western union wants a passport number and i`m not gonna send the money to another name, you could be anybody pretending to be harris, who are you?
i will only send the money to the name of harris pankin with an i.d. number or passport # and an adress, sorry who ever you are.
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ok the name of the club you took a piss off stage while the show was going on was Darinka.
My squat was on eighth street. I met you for the first time in 1979-80. I don't know what THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT AS FAR AS MONEY.
got it. Harris.