why can`t you send the money to the name i gave you? what difference does it make?

doh

o.k. i`m sending it tomorrow, today i got the contract you signed
porno

thanx for the $ porno

doh

DIRTY OL HARRIS
I PORNOSTAR CHALLENGE YOU TO A "BUMFIGHT"
FIGHT OR IF YOU PREFER TO BE HUNTED DOWN FOR THE "BUM HUNTER" SEGMENT, WHICH EVER ONE YOU WANT IS FINE, EITHER WAY YOU GET TO MAKE SOME CASH, WHAT ABOUT IT? YOU DOWN?
YOU CAN USE "DIRTY OL HARRIS THE ROCK STAR BUM" AS YOUR NAME ON THE CREDITS.
YOU DOWN?

PORNO

Well. I'm back from my Annual Florida vacation. The documentary has been shown in England. In a review by Jim White(?)Telegraph news UK. I was called a multi-personality. Not true I am a manic-depressive. That just irritated me. He accused me of teaching small children the Nazi salute. I am Jewish and I am slandered by this libelous blather. Anyone that knows of a good libel lawyer in NYC that also has offices in England please contact me. Harris.

dear diry ol
if you ever ever need references on your good caracter/behaiviour u can count on me because u are
1:a hell u a nice guy,
2:always the good guy (everyone else is the bad guy, they dress in black) and
3:u have never, ever , ever done anything bad to anyone, not intentionaly ofcourse (unless it was one of your "allegedly/reputed" other personalities), and ofcourse everyone knows u are jewish and not a "smuck", so nazi salutes are out of the question, this message is for dirty ol harris "the rock star bum" and not the other harris personality spin offs.
pornostar
"i am the bad man"
u can listen to my version of love is blind on www.myspace.com/jivaros

I love this topic.
It's like the sound of one hand clapping...
endlessly.

Ok. daddy. Hows chi-chi? anyways I guess no one can help me find an attorney? Allright I guess I can find one somewhere? as far as AKA's band their not bad not Letch Patrol but not bad. I guess thats enough applause for the day. harris

I'm confused.
Who is Who?

ask chi chi

This topic is a train wreck of epic proportions.

darla darling
maybe if i send you some photos of my verga you can meditate to them and thus be able to sort out the meaning of this chaotic topic,
hey are you a man?
porno

No, Darla is not a man..Darla is a Whoa-Man!

Dear Pornostar,

First, your name sounds like a car made by Pontiac. Second, verga is not a word in the English language, which happens to be my favorite. The closest reference I can find is Giovanni Verga, an author. The other possible reference is virga which is "precipitation that falls from a cloud but evaporates before reaching the ground". Thank you Wikipedia. I could have written the same thing myself with my background in meteorology but let's give cut and paste credit where it is due. I have seen virga many times flying over the desert, but at no time have I ever seen you. Perhaps you had already evaporated.

Hey Darla welcome to a continuing train wreck. I found a Libel Lawyer in England. So I can sue the Bastard that called me a Nazi. Also I am going to be starting on my new project. What is it you may ask. Well I'll give you a clue. It stars not only little old me. But AKA/Pornostar will also be appearing in it. No it's not a CD. More to follow. Hey Darla are you single? Jewish maybe? Ever heard of Letch Patrol? Look it up in Wikpedia. Maybe the internet. I am Harris. read part 1 for more info. Bye for now.

No reponse. What is it with beautiful inteligent women that they always are a little bit "nasty". All I want out of life is everything that money can't buy. Now if I was rich all these girls would be hounding me. Sorry you'll just have to wait. I'll be rich one of these days I am sure of that. But in the meantime be nice or when I get rich I will be unsufferable. I'm already a prima donna. I readily admit that. I'm already the star of one Movie. And soon enough I'll be the Superstar of Another Movie. "The World's Greatest Band". Yes an Exclusive here on the Motherboards. Of Course it stars me and a little Band Called Letch Patrol. Isn't that nice. Have a lovely Spring. Harris.

dear darnut (i mean darla)
indeed pornostar is a car made by pontiac and u are a whoa-man!!!(as in "whoa-man!!! is that a cucumber in your pants or are u happy to see me?"/"i no longer want o be a man but i just can`t part with my big willy"), and if u want to know the meaning of verga all u have to do is make a little more of an academic effort and research deep in a profound intellectual resource such as alphabet city (and not 3rd grade resources like wikipedia)and ask any hispanic what it is and he might let u suck his and his amigos vergas` ( i might send u a photo of one(mine? maybe) or just look between your fine long sensual legs right now, and third this topic is about "dirty harris-the rockstar bum" and his rise and fall and rise and fall and (lately) rise (again!!!) pursuit of worthless publicity/sel-promotion, now do u get it? oh dear i hope i didn`t sound nasty u know i`m really a hell-uh-a-nice guy...
pornostar
"i am the bad man"

They never get it. You of all people should know that. But AKA will have a minor role in the new movie. I have a show from 1985 with Mr. Poronostar on guitar. One of the earliest shows we ever played and before Pornostar left the band for various reasons that won't be mentioned because I'm a "nice" person. Mainly activities with an underaged horse and a overaged lass or was it the other way around.(The above comment is a joke) Not meant to disparage the fine reputation of one Mr. Pornostar. There now he can't sue me. On the other hand, I'll be suing the hell out of a British Publication called the Telegraph. Libel and defamation of character being the main reasons. Anyway should start working on "The World's Greatest Band" within a week or so. Hey Chi-Chi would like a cameo in the film? I am going to get as many "famous" people to do quick cameos just for the hell of it. That's it for now. I think Darla saw this page by mistake and just didn't get it. Chiao. Harris

this harris impersonator sounds like he is on crack, are you now smoking crack? and speaking of horses , you keep flogging a dead one (guess which one?). how can you sue anyone? you`re homeless and pennyless, you sue to the left you sue to the right, social security checks, right?you gonna find a shyster to work for free? cos if you really want to i`ll give you a reason to sue me. i left letch patrol because all my punk friends(real punks) told me you were a jerk making punk rock look bad , so i left. all you need for your film on you is 30 seconds of taking a shit to sum up your contribution to the wasting of plastic, you`re the main character, the "good letch", along with the guitarrist (guess who)that looks like a middle aged fag with his fag dog, ha,,,ha so make the film, you`re the star, but the real harris is "the man"... you "the man"?
is the real harris on for a bum fight with
pornostar
"i am the bad man"

I sued Taco Bell… ‘cause I ate half a million chalupas, and I got fat
I sued Panasonic… they never said I shouldn’t use their microwave to dry off my cat
I sued Earthlink… ‘cause I called ‘em up, and they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks… ‘cause I spilled a frappucino in my lap, and brr, it was cold
I sued Toys R Us… ‘cause I swallowed a Nerf Ball and nearly choked to death
I sued Petco… ‘cause I ate a bag of kitty litter and now I’ve got bad breath
I sued Coca Cola, yo…‘cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck
I sued Delta Airlines…‘cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey - I went there, and it sucked
Yeah

If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late

I’m gonna sue, sue, yes I’m gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah, that’s what I’m gonna do
I’m gonna sue, sue, yes I’m gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you
Ughh

I sued Duracell… they never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose
I sued Home Depot… ‘cause they sold me a hammer, which they knew I might drop on my toes
I sued Dell Computers… ‘cause I took a bath with my laptop - now it doesn’t work
I sued Fruit Of The Loom… ‘cause when I wear their tighty-whities on my head, I look like a jerk
I sued Verizon… ‘cause I get all depressed any time my cell phone is roaming
I sued Colorado… ‘cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming
I sued Neiman Marcus… ‘cause they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season
I sued Ben Affleck…… aw, do I even need a reason?
Ughh

If I sprain my ankle while I’m robbing your place
If I hurt my knuckles when I punch you in the face

I’m gonna sue, sue, yes I’m gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah, that’s what I’m gonna do
I’m gonna sue, sue, yes I’m gonna sue
Sue, sue, that’s right, I’m gonna sue you
Ughh
Ughh
Ughh

I’ll sue ya, I’ll take all ya money
I’ll sue ya, if you even look at me funny
I’ll sue ya, I’ll take all ya money
I’ll sue ya, if you even look at me funnyI’ll sue ya, I’ll take all ya money
I’ll sue ya, if you even look at me funny
I’ll sue ya, I’ll take all ya money
I’ll sue ya, if you even look at me funny
I’ll sue ya, I’ll take all ya money
I’ll sue ya, if you even look at me funny
I’ll sue ya, I’ll take all ya money
I’ll sue ya, if you even look at me funny
I’ll sue ya, ha ha ha ha ha
I’ll sue ya, whatchy’all think of that?
I’ll sue ya, ha ha ha ha ha
Booya! I’ll sue ya!
Ughh

I’ll sue ya, I’ll take all ya money
better watch it pornostar