Finally! A worthy reason to read this topic. Great poem / lyrics.

sorry I haven't posted in a while I am very busy working on my Movie "The World's Greatest Band" Yes it is about Letch Patrol. In other news Chicken John one of the stars of the movie is running for Mayor of San Fransisco. Congratulations! The movie will be out when it is out. So a duck...

Hi again the movie is finished look for the World premiere quite soon. "The World's Greatest Band" starring Letch Patrol. In the meantime there is an excerpt from the film on youtube.com look under Letch Patrol. In other news Hilly Kristal passed away. Another friend lost to the grim reaper rats. Chicken John is still running for Mayor in San Fransisco. I may be going out there soon with a certain Movie. We shall see. harris

yeah just like to let everyone know that i PORNOSTAR also known as "WORLD FAMOUS A.K.A." the one and only "original letch" has also come out with my movie on the story of my band letch patrol which i let harris join, you can see an excerpt of it on www.youtube.com search for hellfirepornostar (yeap that`s right one word for youtube sakes) and you can star to enjoy my clips of the movie satarting with "naked woman" or "pussy", o.k.? see ya soon , adios from the "real letch", also go into my www.myspace.com/jivaros page to hear some real punk-n-roll, and that`s an order...

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by the way my movie on my band letch patrol created by me PORNOSTAR (known as WORLD FAMOUS A.K.A. while i palyed with letch patrol) is called "THE WORLD`S GREATEST BAND, UP UNTIL WORLD FAMOUS A.K.A. LEFT"

taht`s right!!!
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he he that's a good one. Dream on Mr. Porno.

Well, Mr. Chicken failed in his bid to become Mayor of San Fransisco. No Reunion gig for Letch Patrol at the Inaguration. Rats! One of these days I will have the debut of the Letch Patrol Movie. Up until then I guess you'll just have to wait awhile on new videos on youtube. Will be heading down to Miami(Yawn) after Thanksgiving. That-t-t-s all folks. harris

Ah yes, Finally three new videoes by your favorite band available on youtube.

Hi after many, many years of copulating,dogging(privately and otherwise)fornicating, fucking,in beds, cheap HOtel rooms, rooftops, plublic and restaurant bathrooms, alleyways, on the street (like a dog!!!, yes it can be fun folks), parks, beaches, underground parking lots,you name it, in the U.S.A.,Caribean, Latin America, throughout Europe (doneit as far north as Sweeden, as far east as the Chech republic and as far south as Spain)among other countries,with girls (18 years and older i might have to add , so Dirty Harris doesn`T get the urge to run and snitch me out) and women of every age and ethnic group the time has come to change my name from Hellfire Pornostar, because i have just about fucked every nationality in almost every country, to "International Pornostar" you can check out the videos of the name release party gig on www.myspace.com/jivaros and please do enjoy it, that`s all for now from Inetrnational Pornostar

too late I already credited the movie. You'll just have to remain pornostar. One of these days I'll even put up some footage of mr. pornostar on youtube. But for now you'll have to settle for the Letch Patrol Videos I just put up. Enjoy Winter I am headed for miami.

Miami is boring but warm. I hope you enjoy the Letch Patrol Videos on youtube. I would never accuse Pornostar with going out with underage girls. Maybe a horse.

You think Miami boring...
this loom put me light to sreep.
must be bedloom.

Well, who the fuck are you?

Who is he? Who was he? Who does he hope to be?

Are you hung?

ROR
Do one hung row?
Can you tie in knot?
Can you tie in bow?

he is harris and he is going to change the name because i have the exclusive use of the "Letch Patrol" name
he will on call his side of the band
"Snitch Patrol"
from now on...
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Hey Mr. Pornostar,
If you came up with the name it would be one thing. You didn't. If you would like to sue me go for it. Unfortunately, you would lose. You signed papers. I have records ect. Get a life. Everybody (ex-bandmembers) are just jealous. Go to youtube.com and see Letch Patrol Videos no Pornostar. Happy Holidays all. I hope you are happy with your horse Pornostar. Harris

I'm so glad we got this thing going again.

O.K. first of all I`m having a contest,the person who gets the lyrics to "Tonight" right wins a christmas prize, go into www.myspace.com/jivaros and listen to it, i`ts the first song, then post the lyrics here, the winner will receive the prize personaly from Michael Musto my N.Y.C. celebrity laison there, and second of all who is suing who? Harris, the under-age girl or the horse? by the way i invented the name letch patrol harris and you know it...
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