Does anyone got anything to help me sleep? I been havin' terrible dreams lately.

I suggest one PB-29, followed one-half hour later by half a chillum of opiated Massur Sharif hashish. To administer the hashish: place one pillow case over your head and clasp lightly about the collar. Poke one small hole in the corner of the pillow case in front of and above your face. Have a generous assistant shotgun the chillum completely into the pillow case. Breath naturally until all the smoke is gone.

Sleep tight. Pleasant dreams.

but that's a little complicated for me.
Can't remember all that.
I was jes hopin' for a couple a ruffies.
2 a them an' a bottle a "Jack" an' I'm off to sleepy-land.

Dear blog,
Jackie an' I is thinkin' of starting a "Underwears Only Party". Jacks is gonna run the manditory clothes check. That way she can go through the pockets whilest I keep the customers busy with a show or sumthin'. I think it's a good idea. I guess we can do it downstairs at "Cabaret What's-it" on Wednesdays. Those people look like they got money.

Jackie Bigalow an' Messy Bonnie Raitt invite you to the "Underwears Only Party" downstairs at "Cabaret What's-it" on Wednesdays at Tapis Rouge.
It's called the "Underwears Only Party".
So come by and give your clothes to Jackie Bigalow in the manditory clothes-check.
See you there!
An' bring lots a money.

Knowin how often you and Jackie visit the laundromat I am not anticipating your debut as undy-clad promoters of anything.

I hope everyone is coming out tonight to Jackie an' mines "Underwears Only" party downstairs at "Cabaret What's-it". Just give your clothes to Jackie Bigalow at the manditory clothes check. An' bring lots of money.

Thanks for answerin my question about how can you an Jackie always have great new outfits every week. And don't tell me Michael Maddison GAVE you that checkerd sport coat.

I have to apologize for Messy not bein around here for a few days. Jackie told me the big B has been tied down on the kitchen table of a senior citizen couple up on Park Avenue somewhere in the 80's. Apparently there is a lot of whiskey and crystal involved. And one huge turkey baster. Easy to see why the Messy One isn't in a hurry to hang out in her blog.

Hey Fellas!
PRIVATE GLORYHOLE OPEN!

I have a great private gloryhole booth thats available weekdays from 11AM till...
well, I never close.

Me: Pretty little red head with a cute grey streak in the front. Big tits.

No hassle or recip. Porn & poppers available during session.
Come on guys...
lets have some fun!

Age, looks, unimportant but I especially like guys who are over fifty. No needless small talk. I'll leave my door unlocked, buzz you in, & be waiting on my knees at the hole. Just drop trou & drop a load.

Bring a buddy!
I got an extra hole for my girlfriend Jackie Bigalow.
(that's not necessarily her real name BTW)

Oh, and we PNP.

wait a minute...
I thought this was MANHUNT.
Nevermind.
Forget that last post.

No Bonnie,
THIS IS NOT MANHUNT!
Get it together.

Hey,
Does any of y'all know if they gots Bull Fights in New York?
Jackie an' me is wantin' to go to the Bull Fights.

That guy actually lives on my block. But if you think I'm dropping his beeper number on you forget it. The way he wrestles my bull there is no way I'm gonna be on a double bill with you.

Hey everyone,
Jackie an' me got this hot new idea.
Toga Parties!
It can't lose.
We just got to do it before that Sweetie and David Focaccia and Sammy Jo do it at The Slide.

Oh Bonnie...
You and Jackie are always one step ahead of the pack aren't you?
Well, you better hurry with that Toga Party because I saw your nemesis Sweetie with Sammy Jo and Daniel Nardiccio (or David Focaccia as you seem to remember it) shopping for white bed sheets at Bed Bath and Beyond.

TOGA PARTY
This Thursday at The Slide.

Come to Miss Messy Bonnie Raitt's and Miss Jackie Bigalow's Toga Party this Thursday at The Slide. There is a manditory clothes check. Just give your clothes to Jackie Bigalow (pichered below).
Bring lots a cash!

omg! i love togo parties
where you get your drinks in a plastic cup with a lid!

Good idea carly...
I love that too.
I'll see if we can get some 'cause this party is gonna be "class" all the way!

Messy, when I saw Sweetie at BB&B the tart said she was gettin sheets to mummify an unfortunate hooker who passed away under the bar last Saturday at the Slide. Sweetie and Daniel, or whoever, were gonna wrap the corpse up, slather the pod with epoxy, and store it in their closet.