Time for Part 5.

In case anyone wants to refresh here is Part 4.

This is where we left off...
Poor Messy Bonnie was left at the alter. Just as she and Andrea decided to tie the knot at a BYO lesbian wedding in Provincetown this summer, Andrea up and died.
Bonnie was devestated and turned to booze and drugs to escape. Well, actually she was always into booze and drugs, she didn't really need an excuse. Things got better though when Messy Bonnie met Donna at one of Master Steelow's parties. Of course as with anything Bonnie does there is controversy. Many people seem to think tha Donna is a man.
Bonnie can't remember.

This is Donna.

Thanks for fixin' up my Diary...
I mean my Blog Big Guy but get the facts straight. First of all I met Donna at Bat Cave with seven. I'm going to take Donna to Master Steelow's party 'cause I wants to have a three way with Steelow and Donna.

hey bonnie...
sorry to beat a dead cow but when i mentioned andrea to some smarty pants lesbos they were
FURIOUS that i was attributing a fondness of females to her. they said she was married and a feminist... definitely NOT a muff diver.
what gives?

Andrea was mine an I got her big ol' panties ta prove it!

Dear Blog,
I'm all tore up inside 'cause I went to Batcave with Donna last night and I met someone else. I like Donna an' all and I think she a hot woman, at least I think she's a woman, but Susan has really got it goin' on. I met her in the bathroom an' she asked me if I wanted to do some blow. I almost fell into the toilet when she pulled out this big bag a coke... of course I left with her. Donna's was callin' me all night on my cell. I didn't answer. I mean I really love her a lot but Susan has this really good coke. I mean what would you do Blog.
Do Blogs do coke? I guess everyone does if they got it.
Here's a picher a Susan.

Donna or Susan, Donna or Susan, Donna or Susan.

Donna's been callin' me. She's got tickets to Star Wars.
Star Wars?
Didn't that come out like 30 years ago? Maybe if she had tickets to sumthin' hot I'd call her back but Princess Leia just don't do it for me.
Susan's got that bag a blow.
Hmmmm
Donna or Susan, Donna or Susan, Donna or Susan...

Susan.

Dontcha mean, like, 285 pounds or 98 pounds?

I know, let's help poor Messy Bonnie decide.
Let's vote!
Donna or Susan?
Donna has Star Wars tickets, Susan has coke.


The "Donna or Susan" Poll

Messy Bonnie, I hate to interupt your big plans for a new relationship but I just got this messege from your ex husband Ralph Lipshitz. He asked me to forward this to you because he's still in prison and isn't allowed to use the computer. He says he'll be out next month and wants you to pick him up, He says you know where the money is hidden and you better not have spent it and he's looking forward to a real hot reunion.

Ralph?
I can't seem to place the face.
I sort of remember going to this place in Las Vegas with my girlfriend Joey Arias. I think there was some guy with us... payin'.
Don't remember marryin' him though.
Anyhooo, I got bigger fish to fry than Ralph.

when did glorya start going by "ralph?"

Damn! So far it's tied. Donna and Susan have exactly the same. We're not much help to Bonnie.
Don't forget to vote everyone!

The Donna & Susan Poll

No surprise Bonnie can't place Ralph's face since he always did her from behind. And oh suuuurree Bonnie can't place his face....if you spent Ralph's 5K from the last Walmart hold up he did you wouldn't wanna claim you knew him either. But where do you think Bonnie got the cash for that Olive Oil tattoo under her left arm, her multiple vulva piercings, and subscription to Fatty Chaser? Not to mention the fuel for every black out she ever worked up to for all of 2003.

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Dear Blog,
I spent the night at Susan's in Williamsburg.
We finished up all her coke.
She's pretty hot but now I keep thinkin' about Donna. I wonder if she still has those Star Wars tickets?
Actually, I wonder if Raplh is out a The Big House yet. He was fun.

Nuthin like a quarter ounce to instill a bout of Attention Deficit Disorder, Bonnie.

Donna or Susan
Donna or Susan
Donna or Susan

Hmmmmm
Ain't one triple-A cup between the two a them.
I miss Andrea. Least she had some big titties.
I need a girl with some tits.

Yeah Baby,
That's it, right there. Yeah...

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BONNIE WAKE UP!!!!!

Wake up you drooling mess, you're dreaming again.

Huh?
Oh, sorry.
Guess I was dreamin' about knockers.
I wonder what Ralph is doin'?
He had some big man titties.

OK the votes are in Bonnie.
Susan wins by one vote.