It's always been about family for me.

Bonnie,
You look so sad in your year book "picher". I guess it's because you didn't have a pipe like the rest of your gal pals.

About the only thing Bonnie didn't inherit from her family is the sixth finger.

Anyone hear anything lately about Messy Bonnie or is she back in the slammer again? Usually you can smell her a mile away but she seems to be shacked up some where with some of her hillbilly crack heads.

She's up to something.

I think she's out partying with The Empress.

And does she still have that big afro and in bad need of a shave?

Yeah, that wasn't a good look for me.
What the hell was I thinking?
I axed Bobby Miller to put a little curl in my hair and maybe tone down the grey streak a little bit an' this is what I got...
Flotilla De Barge!
Next time I'm going to Francine 59.
She knows how I like it.
'Course maybe I shoulda payed Bobby for the last 18 hair cuts he did. Maybe that's why he kept sayin' "Don't worry Bonnie, I'm gonna take care of you".

Anyhoo...
I'm back everyone.
I been in Nigeria.
I'll tell you all about my trip later.
I gotta pee now.

Yeah, so anyway when I was in Nigeria I met this dude.
His name is Dr. Momoh Mobutu Garuba Aminu Atiku. He's the son of Prince Momoh Mobutu Garuba Aminu Atiku, the former financial controller of the Revolutionary United Front (RUF) of
Sierra Leone. His father, Prince Momoh Mobutu Garuba Aminu Atiku was assasinated by people believed to be members of Tejan Kabbah's government since he was first accused by the government for
supporting RUF. Before his father's death, he told my friend that he had
deposited a Box with a security company in Dakar-Senegal
containing $18,000,000.00 US DOLLARS and that he should go to their country home an get
all the necessary documents. He also told him that he registered the box as
African art works. So the management of the Security Company are not
aware of the real contents of this box. Presently, his brother and his self
are in N.P.S Refugee Camp in Dakar-Senegal. He has been able to make
arrangements with the Security Company's Manager to help re-transfer this
box to Europe or Asia, so I want you to help him! to stand as a
beneficiary to this consignment when it arrives. Moreover, all other
details of this transaction will be kept secret for now, pending your
response but all necessary documents will be sent down to you if requested
for. At the end of this transaction, he will be able to give you 20% (twenty
percent) of the total amount.

Just send all your dough to Miss Messy Bonnie Raitt. I'll send it to my friend, Prince Momoh Mobutu Garuba Aminu Atiku from Nigeria and then I get you yours.

Prince Momoh Mobutu Garuba Aminu Atiku from Nigeria with his little boy, Prince Momoh Mobutu Garuba Aminu Atiku Jr.

I like Advance Fee Fraud.

Especially if I get an invite to meet the offerer at a 319 hotel near the airport in Lagos.

Although I usually require at least a $15,000.00 retainer fee in the form of a bank cashier's check drawn in US funds on a US bank, and the check must be delivered to me within 72 hours, just for me to enter negotiations for my services.

I like Momoh. Met him two years ago at the foot of the bridge on Delancy Street. He was asking the bridgeworkers for advice on what would win him the favors of Messy Bonnie Raitt.

Bonnie get real.
Nobody falls for that stupid Nigerian scam anymore. Can't you do better than that? I mean the "Kerballah Red String Scam" and your "Trip To The Holy Land" were kind of clever, but "The old Nigerian Scam"?
You can do better than that.

Yeah well, forget about all that...
I got bigger news.
My best friend from Kindergarden, Mandy is commin' ta stay with me. She's good people. I can't wait to see her and catch up.

Mandy

Mandy and Momoh.

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Dear Blog,
Last week I was totally into this REALLY cute guy named Harris Pankin. He's a Jew an' that really would a ruled down to The Kerballah Center.
But now I just don't know.
I mean he's real cute an' I'm sure he's got a big one but I met this other guy named Alan.
Harris is really famous...
well, I never heard a him an' neither has anyone I know but he says he's real famous an' why would anybody say they is if they ain't?
An' Harris has a good job. He sells books out on the sidewalk. He's probably ROLLIN" in dough. He's also in a band. I can't remember the name but I think he wrote that song "A Blowin' In The Wind".
Damn, the only thing blowin' in the wind around here is that fart I just layed.
I'll be back in few minutes.

Oh, here's a picher a Harris Pankin.
Check it out while the air clears.

OK I'm back.
Damn, what the hell did I eat?

Anyways, I really like Harris an' all but then I was hangin' out at "The Cock" on Saturday with my girlfriend Nancy Isla an' I met this guy named Alan. He says he owns "The Cock" but honey...
That M.F. cock owns ME!!!!
I haven't seen coke like that since what's her name. That chick with the blue hair.
Alan really knows how to treat a girl.
He's real sweet.

Alan

Harris or Alan?
Harris or Alan?
Harris or Alan?
Harris or Alan?

Go for the Jew.

Rove is rike glapefluit Messy Bonnie.

All you need is rove.

Pick one with most money though.

Aran is big cute but Hallis got good job.

Aran scaley hee hee

I evelytimes rike boys with grasses though hee hee. Hallis a-ok with me

Messy if the bridge crew down on Delancy knew you were hung up on either of those they'd both be fish food in the East River.

Dear Blog,
Don't tell nobody but I think I'm carryin' Alan's baby. I got to get me one of those test things.