Not me, they'd never get permission. Besides she's not my type too smart.

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Originally posted by seven:
Messy if the bridge crew down on Delancy knew you were hung up on either of those they'd both be fish food in the East River.

Messy, just slowly pass a crucifix over your tummy. If there's a violent reaction you know the devilspawn is indeed incubating.

Well, it looks like Alan is gonna be a daddy.
I'm carryin' his baby alright.
An' I'm gonna be a momma!


I need a drink.

I think I saw your latest ultrasound today. It is up on E. Houston just before Broadway. It says something like, "Coming in December" and has a huge gorilla face. Obviously, the time is wrong. But the rest?

You won't need a paternity test, Messy BR - if it's Alan's it'll be born with a blue, diamond-shaped head and a tiny little spoon in its mouth...

Dear Blog,
Now that I'm goin' to have a baby I better start thinkin' about my future.
An' my baby's future.
I mean, Alan is a real sweet guy an' I'm sure he's gonna be a great baby-daddy but just in case... I better have my own money to take care of my kid.

I think I'm gonna be a hand model.

Bonnie... when is the baby shower! Have u registered anywhere?

Anna Nicole, It's a good thing you gots them big ol' titties honey 'cause you ain't too bright.
How the hell can I put my baby in the shower when it ain't even born yet?
Think girl!

An' no, I never registered.
Nobody ever proved anything with me an' that 14 year old girl.
Sex offender my ass!

Anna never told you Bonnie? Those ain't titties. They're Martians from outerspace!

And by register she don't mean anything about your x offender status. She means that under current regulatory statutes you gotta register that child with county protection services.

I won't suggest you think cause we all know you are better at swallowing, snorting, guzzling, injecting, inhaling and treating other substances more like suppositories.

I saw Alan yesterday. Know what he said to me?
Bonnie WHO?

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Aw, he's sweet.

I can't believe I'm havin' Alan's baby.
I'm the luckiest girl in the world.
Not only does he own "The Cock", one of the classiest joints in New York, but he is one of the nicest people I ever met.
An' he ALWAYS has the best coke!
He's gonna be a good daddy.
I guess I'm gonna name the kid "Little Alan"...
even if it's a girl.

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I know Goblin, I feel the same way.
She's really gone over some kind of line this time.



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Hey. Give her credit Daddy. At least going over a line isn't what she usually does with them.

Alright Bonnie, after about 6 thousand page views it's time to give Part 5 a rest.
Why don't you start Messy Bonnie's Blog Part 6.