How is everyone! i know anyone can start a blog here on the mother boards and like minded people will be able to comment shit herein and give me advice and giudance.
now i must warn you--i am not sure how interesting my life out here in Johnston county will be compared to the flashing glittering amalgam of humanity that is nyc but lets give it a shot. how am i doing so far??????

Not so good.


Well Josh,
My first bit of advise to you is make shit up.
As you yourself have commented, "i am not sure how interesting my life out here in Johnston county will be".
If it's not interesting why in the hell do you think people want to read it?
That is what Myspace is for.
Please don't waste your time, our time or our space with crap.
Make shit up!
Get creative!
Read J.T. Leroy.
IT"S ALL MADE UP!
It's brilliant.
We don't know how boring Johnston county is.
Tell us about how you grew up in a whore house, blew truckers in the 4th grade for money to buy a meth lab from your mother's lesbian lover.
MAKE SHIT UP!!!!
If you bore us I'm just going to delete it.
There, I've thrown down the gauntlet.
Make us proud.

Hang on a minute Ida!!!!!!!

That was "Ryan" who wrote that stupid stuff NOT "queenjosh".

Yes, she likes the attention but she is NOT the one who wrote that stuff.
Josh is just young, self absorbed, and needs some guidance.
Josh is a good kid and hopefully can turn into something we can all be proud of.

Oh Ida..shut up. Get it right of get lost girl.

thanks daddy--for burning to ashes and then defending my honor lol. but your point is well seen. im going to become a member before i do this blog thing anyway since ive noticed that you guys use pictures heavily in them.

and Ida darling--please get the facts before you do a reading my dear--i can only take one scathing review a week!!

*burning me to ashes

Mine wasn't a scathing review Josh, it really wasn't.
It was a strict warning from Daddy: Don't bore us!
We are old and jaded and get very cranky.

If you are going to blog here make it good.
And if your life isn't that interesting...
well, that's what hallucinatory drugs are for.
Just don't bore us with teen angst.
That's what The Killers are for.

Why don't you read Messy Bonnie's diaries... I mean blog for some inspiration.
Here start with Messy Bonnie's Diaries Part One.

DADDY! I want that little Messy Bonnie icon on my posts. How did you do that?

well I'll be a horses ass all worked up over the wrong queen, im sorry lil ms josh. ya know, josh ryan? they all sound the same to me gettin old I is. just spendin my golden years hatin. i sure loved ms dean and got real mad about that ryan. ya'll carry on hot mamas. ms understood u r a BIG star now aint ya. and ms bobby, a legend ya are. calm yourself girl i'm just losin my old mind

back to weel of of fortun. tthat brook sheilds wears such pretty dresses on the weel.