Bonnie - have not seen you out on the town for ages now.... wazupwiddat? Also heard you are quite the gal around town! Dating any hotties you can throw my way!?

Dear diary,
Hi Ya'll. Thanks for all your support. I'm feeling real good about myself these days.

Sweetie,
A children's book! That's a great idea. How hard can it be? I mean any middle-aged nightmare who should really hang it up but would do anything to stay in the public eye could do it.
That's it...
I'll write a children's book!

Nah...
I'll just kiss a couple a girls on the mouth.

Dear diary,
Hey Anna Nicole,
How ya been girl?
Well I been seein' a couple a guys "professionally" but that's about it.
I mostly just been hangin' out with my girlfriend Jackie Bogalow.
She's good people.

Dear diary,
I kinda like this guy.
His name is Bradley Grant. Im sure he's good people. Saw him on the internet.

in a white, puffy crinoline.

Dear diary,
Not a good day for me.
I keep tryin' to contact Bradley but it keeps takin' me to some kinda faggot porn site.
I wonder if he knows?
Oh well.
I wonder if Jackie got home yet?

My head hurts.

It's not your head that hurts, it's your face. And it's killing me.

Leave her alone Bobby.... she's good people...

Dear diary,
Hey, does anyone know what day it is?
It's real important. I gotta know.
I'm suppose to meet my girlfriend Jackie but first I gotta know what day today is.

It's Monday Bonnie.

Dear diary,
Sheeeeeee-itt!!
If I missed fashion week I'm gonna be pissed.

Dear diary,
I think I'm gonna join The Blue Man Group.

don't be blue bonnie u should meet us at biege tonight i have a lot of rock for ya.

cool

I told you to stop hanging around with that blonde, she's bad news!

Dear diary,
Jersey Tomata!
She's good people. She's a friend a Jackie Bigalow's. When did we take that picture? I musta been out of it.

I don't know when that pic was snapped Messy but it is probably the only time I ever wished I was you.

Wha? Hey. How did I get in here???
This is even worse than....

CHICAGO!!!!

there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home

Stole my Ruby Slippers!!!!!!!!

The lion is too cowardly and the Tin Man is sooooo rusty.

What's a girl to do???????????