Dear diary,
When is Halloween this year?
Anyone know?

Dear diary,
I mean I know it's on a Friday but what date does it fall on this year? I gotta know. I got a real good idea for a costume.
Maybe Jackie knows.

dEsr diarty,
JacKie Figalow tol d me that Halkoweeen WaS in OCftober. Who Knew? I Guesss I Missed it.
I don't caree becauyse I Justr got These newr Lee Press-On nailds and I Lovew them. I can'y wait To show them to Andrea.

Dear diary,
I think that hag Hattie is going to hire me to swim naked in the fish tank at Wonderbar. I could really use the money. My girlfriend Jackie just got a job going through coats at some bar on Avenue A. "Coat Check" she calls it.
I call it Christmas.
She's comin' over in a little while with an 8-ball she found in DJ Sammy Jo's pocket.

Now we all know you're lying, because Sammy Jo would never have an 8 ball just lingering in his pocket! Certainly not with sticky fingers Bigalow around.

I thought I saw you here in PPTown last weekend at the town's Halloween festivities but it turned out to be the local derilict crackhead street whore instead. But it's okay, she's good people. Just like you. And tell your friend Andrea that I have a big special surprise for her. It's big and sweet and sticky.

It is reported that a certain red haired lady with a white streak on her head, and a brown streak in her panties is carrying on a FIERCE kai kai Pocketbook Polka with another "diary doll" on The Motherboards. Seems ol'Baconstrip has a thing for tender TS gyrls. Its not Helen Stratford, or Helen Hayes, or Helen Gurley Brown, hmmmmmm lets see..............

Thanks alot!
First you steal my man Jose.
You could have any man you want, why did you have to take MY man?
I'l tell you why...
'cause you're a stanky bitch, that's why!
Now you have to tell the whole world about my fling with Helin Rhiannon.
Thanks alot.
Andrea is not speaking to me now.
If I wasn't working this Sunday at Hattie's new joint, swimming naked in the fish tank, I would be waiting for you outside the Parkside Lounge.

Doesn't Helin have enough on her plate without a skank drug ravaged, booze soaked hag trying to kai kai her??? In the south they call it "Bush Hogging". Oink, Oink Bonnie. BTW its hard typing this,............................................ I'm distracted by this hot guy you know blowing me!!!! I mean eating my snatch! yeah thats what I meant to say!

Oh what the hell...
keep him.
I'm plannin' a 3-way with Helin and Andrea anyway.

As I write this post, I am sitting on Jose's face blowing big, hot, windy ones thru my tight fitting designer jeans Bonnie!!! He is soooo kinky!!! He said he used to have a fetish for homeless crack ho's. That's how he met you. I certainly hope you have a delicious dyke session with Andrea and Helin. If you would like to eran a few bucks, I could help you out if you are interested in rinsing out my lingerie. Jose loves to make me sweat!!! Gotta go doll, the KFC cole slaw is starting to kick in. "Toot" a loo

you smelly ol' wind tunnel!
You can keep ol' fart-face Jose. I was never gassy enough for him anyways.
Me an' Andrea an' Helin are together now. It's a big fishy 3-way an' we don't need YOU! In fact I left Helin with Andrea last night.
(I had to meet my girlfried Jackie for a drink)
Andrea an' Helin really hit it off right away.
Andrea an' Helin...
I haven't heard from them today but...
Hmmmmmmm
Andrea an' Helin...
wait a minute.

Dear diary,
I been callin' Andrea's cell all day but she doesn't answer. I tried her home but it has been changed to an unlisted number.
I hope she knows.
I left her with Helin...
I hope she's OK.

Messy, I hate to break it to you, but I saw Andrea on St. Mark's with two sixteen year old runaways this afternoon. And that anti-penetration militant was down the trousers of both those Lolitas.

Dear diary,
I am definately through with girls! They are way too much trouble and always leave you...
just like guys do.
But guys have real dicks...
not those stupid things Andrea straps on.

Dear diary,
I really like this guy I met. His name is David Focaccia. He's like a promoter or something. I think he owns the Slide. I always see him over there. He works with that "Stank Ho" Sweetie on Saturdays but that's OK. He always has drink tickets. I just know he has a big one.

David Focaccia??????

Messy... now that you are back with boys... you must check out that lil devil "daddy" i hear he is hung...like a young Tony Danza.

Now, Bonnie, you must know by now how to spell his name- he's a notorious press whore, as well as whore-whore.
Page Six called him a "shameless self-promoter"- I'd have to agree-but why would such an upstanding young man ever agree to do a party with that Sweetie?
btw- you're right- he's HUGE

Do you mean Daniel Nardicio by any chance you cracked-up mess?