Hey Bon, I come upon an AA meeting for the unborn. Let me know if that might be of interest for you. AI -Alcoholics Interuterine. Anonymous kind of goes without saying.

Hey Mess...when does the little bun fall out of that oven? And have the authorities and the doctor been outfitted with the proper size HAZMAT?

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I don't know Honey, I'm so damn plugged up I can't even think straight. If I don't take a shit soon I'm gonna explode. It's been about 4 months now. That ain't normal is it?
I guess it's cause I'm knocked-up with Alan's baby.
But DAMN!
I feel like one a them big ol' balloons they have on 5th Avenue on Thanksgiving.

Doll...I'm CERTAIN that Alan, if anyone, can find you a diuretic.

Bon, limp over here anyday this week about 7AM, just after your normal stint on Wyeth and Grand plying the cabbies, cause there's a construction crew here.

At about 7 they start up the jackhammer.

Sounds good seven, I'm on my way.
That jackhammer sounds like just...
-wait a minute-
sounds like just...
-Oh dear-
sounds like just the...
-Uh oh-
sounds like just the ticket...
-OH NOOOOOOoooooooooo!
I think I'm havin' my baby now!

OH SHIT!!!!
Someone call a doctor!

nevermind.

Everyone,
Say hello to my baby.
It's a boy.
I'm gonna call him Alan.

I need a drink.

The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.

Wow, so you weren't carrying Alan's baby after all.
Ain't life funny.

Ah, don't you just love that newborn baby smell?

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Nancy,
Shouldn't you be in your own blog?

What? Oh right........sorry.

where the hell have you been, Messy B? Post pardum got you?

Sort of Mr. Joe but I feel better now.
Thank God for drugs.
Anyhooo...

I wanna invite everyone to my private chat room tomorrow (Wednesday July 12) at 2PM.
There's someone that I wanna talk about but I can't say who it is in here.

So meet me in my private underwears only chat room. (Remember... there is a mandatory clothes check).

Just go to the top of the page and hit "Go". then hit "Chat" then "Messy Bonnie's Underwears Only Chat".

Bonnie...you bitch! I went back to retrieve my clothes from Jackie and there's $60 missing from my wallet. She said you were rifling through the plastic bags because you lost your vial...I'm gonna bring my new friend queenjosh up from North Carolina to help find you and give you some good ol' fashioned Southern tar-and-feather treatment!

hey bonnie...
hope you had fun out here in cherry grove.
the gals are all still talking!!
here's a "picher" one of them sent me.
you ladies must've had a wild night!!!

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I remember him, she was hot!
You got his number?
I liked her.

eeeewwww..There goes lunch!