Dear Blog,
I guess it's time for me to start Part 7.

If anyone wants to catch up you can go back to
Messy Bonnie's Blog Part 6
And then Part 5
And then Part 4
And then Part 3
And then Part 2
And then Part 1

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Dear Blog,
It's almost baseball season an' I can't wait.
Baseball gets me hot.
All that man-on-man action...
it's better than porn.

An' I loves me my Derek Jeter!

Messy - Oddly enuf, a hi-fem, mostly bottom, berdache, flaming fag like me is a huge baseball fan - true, I fixate on the big man-butts and cup adjustments (I miss Paul O'Neil's huge butt and constant crotch grabbing). . . but surely someone has pointed out that that is Gay Rod not his spurned gay boink-buddy, Derek Jeeter.

Funny that they always refer to their "relationship" instead of "friendship."

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Hapi is right Bon Bon.
That is definately Alex Rodriguez not Derek Jeter.

Alex Rodriguez

Sorry Hap, it was dark an' we was all so drunk an' fired-up that the three of us hardly knew who each other was.
As a matter a fact I think I passed out but them two kept going...

wait a minute...

Hmmmmmm

Bonnie - that picture makes me hungry for a ham on pumpernickel sandwich - extra mayo.

Yeah, I was kinda the creamy filling in that pumpernickel love sandwich Hapi.
Finger lickin' good.

Bonnie told me she had a roach problem.

She said she found THE best roachicide.

Still, I think those roaches somehow
got the best of her.

Bonnie's neices:

Bonnie's "Diddy"

"MY CLIT BELONGS TO MITT"

Dear Blog,
I'm thinkin' a doin' a video for Mitt Romney.
Hillary's got a fan video.
Obama got his "Obama Girl" video.
I think I can help out my canidate Mitt Romney if I do a song for him.
I'm gonna write "My Clit Belongs To Mitt" an' star in the video.
That should do it.

Bonnie I miss you! PPS (please Post Soon)

hugs,
pretty

Hey Pretty,
What's happenin' shawty?
Haven't seen you aroun' da hood.

Bonnie,
Just because pretty is a woman of color doesn't mean you have to talk to her like she's a ghetto princess.
I can't believe I have to tell you that.

Actually Bonnie you do have to talk to her like that. Pretty a ho!

Well, needless to say, that will be easy for Bonnie then.

Here are some questions addressed to Messy Bonnie from Anna Nicole:

quote:

Messy can we ask you questions -

How old are you?

Who are you dating and who was your fave and most famous lover, and why?

What makes you really happy?

And in homage to James Lipton - Your fave curse word?

Where's Bonnie? Missing in action?

Hi everyone!
Sorry I been away from my diary...
I mean my blog.
I've been busy getting my show together for Sweetie's Birthday party tomorrow at the Zipper Factory.
I'm going to be doing some Bette Midler numbers.
I'll open with "Delta Dawn" then go into "I Shall Be Released".
If people want an encore, which I'm sure they will, I guess I'll do some Dolly.

An' Anna Nicole,
I'm still workin' on answerin' your questions.
These pills I took are statrin' to kick in an' I gotta go.