Hey everyone, just thought it was time I put all my ramblings into one forum so here it is. I...shit, hold on there's the phone. BRB...

Nancy... i think you need to tell us more about YOU. The woman behind the posts.
Can you post a list of All you wanted to know about Nancy but were affraid to ask.

Home?
Interests?
Fave TV shows?
Dating advice?
Celebrities you might 'know'?

Would love to know more about you, you seem so fascinating, just your pictures alone....

A true carpet munching bull dyke brainiac who used to date Bella Absug back in the seventies.
She has a known proclevity for "farming". And I heard she did time in the big house with Messy Bonnie before Messy Bonnie was Messy. Stay away from this one. She'll rip out your asshole and hand it to you on a platter. And if I'm correct has a long rap sheet of personal damage law suits dating back to Jackie 60. I believe there was a broken commode involved in the melee she caused one drunken night at the Clit Club.

Nancy?
Are you there?

I heard that Nancy got locked in the tool shed at her friend Rhonda's place in Amherst at the start of the 9th Annual Berkshire Wimmen's Pool Tournament. Seems the key snapped off in the lock. And since the tool shed used to be Rhonda's fall out shelter during the '70s, it will be a while before they are able to free her. Fortunately it's well-stocked with MRE's... and it's soundproof.

Hey Nancy,
Love your new blog.
It's like mine but not as good.

Listen hon, me an a couple a my girl friends are goin' to the NASCARS on Tuesday.
Wanna double date?

Dear Nancy,
I recieved this Email today from a Miss Dykeman. It seems she was your high school gym teacher. She and her long-time room mate Miss Mary Ann Manly sent this along to you. (they didn't know how to post it themselves).

quote:

Hey Isla,
Dykeman and Manly here. How the hell have you been? When did you take up smoking cigarettes? Bad habit. You should try the patch. I remember you and all that disco music you used to play. I remember you singing in the showers at the top of your lungs... "Born, Born Born... Born to be alive!" You were pretty damn good as I recall.
Well, gotta go teach a class.
Keep your panties dry Isla,
Miss Dykeman & Miss Manly

Miss Doreen Dykeman

And Hattie got this message...

From Hattie:

quote:

Well all the gals must be rallying 'round the ole pride flag this week back in Brewster, Nancy! I received a charming missive from your former school bus driver, Ms. Betty Daguerre just today. It was scrawled in black grease pencil on the back of a receipt for 500 lbs. of manure...

quote:

Hey Nance,
How's it hangin'? Dykeman and Manly say you might be coming back to town for a little reunion soon. Would be good to see you after all this time. If you come would you mind returning the Ann Bannon books you borrowed and also my Andrea True 12 inch? It's been 10 years, OK?
Best,
Betty "Bull" Daguerre

Also enclosed was this rather dog-eared photograph...

"Bull" Daguerre

Today I got this E-mail to Nancy...

quote:

Hey Isla,
You left that Andrea True record at my house last summer. Do you want it back?
- Pat

Damn, I wish these girls would learn how to post for them selves!

quote:

Hi Nancy,
Are you coming to Provincetown this summer? I learned to play "More More More" on my violin. I'll never like disco as much as "Sixpence None The Richer" but if you like it, that's fine with me.
love,
Amy

Listen girls...
It doesn't COST ANYTHING to post for your selves on the Motherboards!
This is getting rediculous.

quote:

We hope you're coming to P. Town this summer Nance, Julie and I are getting married at Spiritus then we are all going out on the Whale Watch to celebrate. It would be great if you can make it.
BTW Bobby Miller cut our hair, do you like it?
- Tina & Julie

quote:

Oh My God...
Bobby Miller cut my hair too.
He's the best!
I love his poetry too.

DISCO SUCKS!

Me an my girlfriend Deb went to this "DISCO SUCKS!" Rally at the racetrack last Saturday. Everyone brought Disco records an we put 'em in a big pile an some guy ran 'em over with his Big Wheel Monster Turck.
It was cool.
I brought the "More More More" 12 inch by Andrea True Connection that I got from Nancy Isla's house.

Deb gets her hair cut by Bobby Miller too.

Originally posted by bobby:

quote:

Yeah, I was running a Ptown Special on Power Mullets. The girls are always so nice to me.
This is the same haircut I've been trying to get Mommy to have for a long time.

Nancy,
I had to straighten up your blog a little.
It was getting a bit messy.

And please tell your girlfriends to post for themselves from now on.

And where the hell are you anyway?
That's a VERY long phone call.

Oh hell, I'm back. Phew, some people just talk and talk and talk! yak yak yak blah blah blah. Where was I then? Oh wait lemme light my ciggie...

yes, somebody please tell these women that I am not a delivery person for your mail, Nancy.

This came today:

Hey Issy:
Me and PC Mags were just talking about you last night and how we missed sticking our tongues up your "old brown jug" ha! When you going to pay us another visit you cod bitch yank?

Forever,
Phyl

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Will it never end?

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Fall River Department Of Correction
Community Service Division
1650 Commercial Street, Room 44D
Fall River, MA 02720


Dear Ms. Isla:

This letter is to notify you that your term of community service, as set by the Honorable John F. Hooker, resulting from your conviction on charges stemming from the melee at Cosmo's Pizzeria on 8 August, 2003 (Mass Criminal Code 4421-A), is about to commence. You should report to this office on 6/1/2006 promptly at 8:45 AM.

This letter will serve as your only reminder.

Sincerely yours,

Ms. P Rickley Bush, CO

Apparently not...
I got this one today.

quote:

Hey Nance, I haven't see you at the club in while. Where the hell you been? The girlz have all been asking for you.
Stop by for a "Pink Lady".
And get a cocktail while you're at it! LOL

Annie

Deal my fliend Nancer,
I leceived this E-mair flom nice man.
But he have Rady name.
He name Susan.
That Rady name light?
Is he Rady?

quote:

Hey Nancy,
I'd like to get to know you better.
Check me out at My Space.
-Susan

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