Nancy, I thought you should know that there is also a warrent out for your arrest here in Ptown. Something about sexual harrassment to an elderly woman at the post office.

Was this the poor woman, BobbY?

Was this the old woman Bobby?

Yes That's her Daddy. Another victim of that awful gang of carpet munchers that Ms. Isla runs with.

And this...


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Hey Isla:

Keep your smarmy cotton pickin' hands to yerself! Not everyone wants to feel yo' greasy paws on her badger!

Wait a minute Hattie...
This one came in for you.

quote:

Hattie,
You be nice to Nancy. Just because you're a big star on Broadway doesn't mean you should look down on the little people. You were a little person once too.
Actually, you were never a little person.
Nevermind.
-Aunt Jane

Nancy Isla is la lez.

I made corn biscuits with her lady juice.

Alice left me briefly for Isla's Grandmother

Pablo painted her lips pink in my parlour.

Seems like there must be music to that, Bobby!

Actually it was a post from Messy Gertrude Stein

Ooh just gettin up. Time for some coffee and reflect on the past days.

Nancy!
This is YOUR blog.
Get back in here!

Gosh what a weekend.

Well...
Spill Isla!

Nancy?
Where the hell are you?

Get back in here!
Where the hell did you go?

Sorry Daddy, I had to go meet my new friend Groovy Chaser for lunch.

Hey Nancy, love your blog.

Listen Hon,
I wanna invite everyone to my private chat room tomorrow (Wednesday July 12) at 2PM.
There's someone that I wanna talk about but I can't say who it is in here.

So meet me in my private underwears only chat room. (Remember... there is a mandatory clothes check).

Just go to the top of the page and hit "Go". then hit "Chat" then "Messy Bonnie's Underwears Only Chat".

See you there.
Bonnie

Sorry I never made it in to the chat. At the portal entrance was one size 11 black patent leather pump, a silver wig, an empty Fosters can and about twleve vials, six of which weren't even empty!

I went there but at usual Messy B was not on time. I hear she was in the crapper....with Lindsay Lohan the rumor goes.

Well Bonnie got there at 2:24PM.
(That's good for her).

It was fun.
Mr. Joe, Bobby, The Empress, Messy Bonnie and I had a cackle.
We talked about all of you.

That must be why I broke out in a rash.

Did you discuss Brown Paul?
He has fleas!

Oh, that was just tip of it, S'tan! It's the salve he was putting on the bites that really made the chat interesting. And then there was Nancy Isla...oh, well I guess what happens in Messy Bonnie's Chat Room should stay in Messy Bonnie's Chat Room.