More Email for Nancy:

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Hi Nancy, Love your blog. Marie and I want to invite you to a picnic this Sunday if you're not busy. There will be LOTS to eat!

I saw a flier in the park today.

" LOST, Nancy Isla. Last seen submerging in extra plush carpet. $2 reward or our left over crack, whichever you prefer. "

But something makes me think this is all a plot by Messy Bonnie Raitt. She absolutely can't stand competition for readership on the Mboards. I heard her vow to make anyone 'disappear' who stepped on her blog.

Hey everyone, I'm back. Just had to go to the toilet. Phew Messy Bonnie's chilli recipe is quite the drano. Anyway I thought I'd see if I could actually keep up with this blog while I am travelling around europe handling the merchandise booth for this wacky band Cult of the Psychic Scissor. I've toured with them a few times. Great excuse for me to get out and smoke fags in other countries and experience the occasional local flavor. Here we go....

First stop: Zurich
Well, it seems they left off a bunch of Z's when they spelled Zurich cause this place is a snooze fest. Of course the Swiss aren't particularly known for rocking out I suppose. The crowd seemed neutral TO A FAULT. We were all happy to peel out of there to head to Milan.

Next Stop: Milan
Now we're talking. Gorgeous men, gorgeous women who look a lot like men. Althogh I managed to sleep throught the morning exercise regimen that everyone's trying to stick to, I did poke m head outside the venue to see what I think is the most shameless bootlegging venture in the world. Literally on the sidewalk in front of the venue these vendors set up rows and rows of tables selling unauthorized band merch- exact replicas of logos, photos, album artwork, even specific tour designs. But apparently it's tied to the mafia (gee shocking) so police don't do anything about it. The boldness of it though is genius. And some of the color combos quite impressive. I'm hoping the crowd tonight will be rowdier. It's hard to shake down a bunch of grim-faced punters. I think Italians should be a good bunch. Better go shave my moustache...oh nevermind.

BAH!
i'm gonna keep count of just how many times you "accidentally" sleep through the exercise portion of the tour.
and make sure to hold a mirror between your knees when shaving that "moustache"... one or two missed hairs is really unsightly.
i don't want to post my address here on the boards so you can send me some of the best bootleg merch to your apartment. i still have a key!

keep us posted, bitch! i miss the hell outta you!!! and TURN THEM!!!!!!!!!

keep the 'stache, Nance!

P.S. the music you left me is SICKENING!!!!!
like you said, "it delivers like domino's!"

Knew you'd gag. And that's the stuff I already peed on. BAH! So upset I'll mis Gathering this year. All these rumours flying around about certain people threatening to attend....even fellow boarders! DOUBLE BAH!!!

More on topic, I think I'm gonna continue this in Elsewhere under the ex-wife's nickname for me. Want to keep it slightly veiled to protect the guilty...

WHAT!?!?! I'M in this forum??? Why I oughtta....

faerie kisses and faerie dust, sister.

Hey baby. Happy Bedet! Hope you had a fierce one.