Dear diary,
I guess it's time to start part 2.
If anyone wants to read part 1 click here.
Messy Bonnie's Diary Part 1

I'll bring you up to date.
I met a guy I really liked...
His name is Jose. He is a cute...
OK, he's an ugly toothless Dominican garbage man. He had his way with me one night when my girlfriend Jackie Bigalow and & were passed out in front of THe Parkside Lounge. We really hit it off but that she-bitch Sweetie aka "Jolene" stoled him from me.
Then I met this cute...
OK, fat ugly dyke named Andrea. She helped me find the woman in me. We really hit it off but that "faerie-dusted-beauty-school-whore" Helin Rhiannon stoled her from me after we had a druken 3-some.
Now I really like this dude named David Focaccia.
No, that's not right...
Oh yeah, Daniel Nardicio. Yeah, that's it. Daniel. He's real cute and ALWAYS has drink tickets at The Slide. I just know he has a big one too.
So now of course that "lip-synchin'-tranny-she-bitch" Sweetie had to have him first.
Just for the drink tickets.
Oh, what the hell. It's almost 1 PM. I wonder if Jackie got home yet?

Dear diary,
I went to this party the other night at The Guggenheim Museum. It was called The Pop Art Ball. My girlfriend Jackie was go go dancin' there. I met this really cute couple. He's Fluffernutter and she's The lady Fluff. Really cute.
I wonder if they swing?

THE FLUFFERNUTTERS

I swung wit dem. Back behind some high priced painting while DJ Johnny spun some 60's chestnuts and the semi-royalty got about as uninhibited as, like, Mrs. Bush. But I think you got it wrong in the photo Messy, that int Lady Fluff, its A guy named Zoltan who Michael O'Brien sports with.

Golly and I'd thought the Fluffernutter was really cute. In this photo he looks about
51 years old!!! Yeccch.

I think THIS couple might swing indeed. But I was too busy fighting with the security guard to give us back Matthew's milk bottle to investigate as fully as I would like to.

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"Turn to Evil,see how light-hearted you will feel." -- J. Genet

seven you queen I think Michael would take umbrage at that verb "sports with"

That's NOT Zoltan either, have you started drinking early? It's Big Bird as a brunette!
The Real Zoltan did look extremely hot that night, doing a Joe Dallesandro reality in leather...

Are these Boards going to degenerate into an essay by Baudrillard on the viability of reality versus representation? Goodie.

[This message was edited by S'tan on 11-15-03 at 02:12 AM.]

Y'all remind me of my ex-old lady Andrea. She uses big words like that too. Maybe you know her.

Um... I don't know how to tell you this, Messy, considering all the bad luck you have had lately in your love life, but Fluffernutter and I were just working out some pricing arrangements with that so-called girlfriend of yours, Jackie Bigalow. It seems that for $200 an hour or $750 for an "overnight", she will fill in for our vacationing dog. I don't know how well she'll fit under Fluffernutter's desk, but he has promised to rub his feet on her from time to time.

Lady Fluff don't you know it's bad luck to talk to retarded people. Don't ever look Bonnie in those dull,glassy eyes. Your IQ will plummett. I call out to ALL readers of this topic. Do not engage Bonnie in conversation. she is a danger to herself and anyone around her. She once ate a live gerbil right out of Jackies butt!!!

Michael Madison freaked out.

Sweetie, I just saw that gerbil on a milk carton.

LadyFluff, watch out for Jackie. She quoted me $300 for an overnight, as my mattress.

S'tan, I'd rather french a philosopher than debate with a French philosopher. Which, I guess, does make me a slut.

I simply must lay off the booze. I look like some pretentious old prostitute in that picture. Help me, Messy!

Hey everyone,
Has anyone seen Jackie Bigalow lately? I gave her my purse to hold the other night and I haven't seen her since.

An' don't put yourself down Fluffernutter. I think you look good now. More mature and not so insecure. I also think you look much more intelligent lately. You used to look a little wet behind the ears if you know what I mean. Now you look in control. Keep up the good work.

Is that Jackie Bigalow in that picture with you Fluffernutter?

JACKIE GIVE ME BACK MY PURSE!!!
There's sumthin' I need in it.

Awwww...Thank you Messy! I knew you were "good people." I think it might be my new red hair that makes me look so much more demure and dignified. It's a keeper.

Yeah, that is your so called girlfriend Jackie Bigalow. Just so you know, there is nothing left in that purse!

Besides, Messy, Jackie had so much champagne and couldn't get to the ladies' room, and, well, that purse was a LOT closer.

Dear diary,
I'm really pissed off at my girlfriend Jackie Bigalow. But that's OK 'cause I met this chick the other night. She's good people 'an areal party girl. Her name is Berlin...
No, that's not right.
Oh yeah, Paris, that's it Paris.
She's in movies or something like that. (I think her Daddy has alot of dough).
This is one of her flicks. It's called Paris is Burning.
Click on it and weep Jackie!
Paris Is Burning

Everyone,
Any posts by the Fluffernutter are not him, they're me. I'm hoaxing him now. See, if you look, you can see the space in the name. fluffernutter, it's really ME, S' tan....

Something like that.

I was wondering why they had gerbils on milk cartons. Jackie, are you starting a cottage industry: to council abused rodents? I can help, I have experience.

But Jackie, I think it's just terrible how they bandy your good name
around these boards. Saying you do Mattress, REALLY!!! All these folks who make the assumption they could buy you? I think you should put 'em all down. Raise your prices and don't answer your phone.

Seven, when you do get up the nerve to sell your piece, French philosophers pay very well for dirty talk in bed, esp. the Lacanians.

[This message was edited by S'tan on 11-15-03 at 02:14 AM.]

I will have you know I had not had ONE cocktail when that
photo was taken. I look that awful stone cold sober.

Yo Fluffie thing, talk to the hand, Beeyotch!!