Nah, let him have it Mr. Joe.
He's good people.

Hey, give me a call. I got this fat little NYU boy tied up at my house. Jackie and I are having a ball watching him cry an' moan. It's a hoot. He keeps sayin' how much money his Daddy has. Bla Bla Bla. "It costs my Daddy 30 grand a year to send me to NYU... Bla Bla Bla".
He's alot of fun.
We stick things up his...
wait a minute Jackie's at the door.
Gotta go.

Hey,
Has anyone seen my cell phone?
I forget where I put it...
Oh wait a minute.
Now I remember.
Nevermind.


I'll get it.

[This message was edited by Messy Bonnie Raitt on 01-05-04 at 11:40 PM.]

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[This message was edited by daddy on 01-06-04 at 08:22 PM.]

Oh seven,
You got to chill out hon. Yer gettin' a little chatty. You remind me of my friend Cody.
Get some sleep.

Dear diary,
Jackie's an' my little fat NYU boy is sure a hoot. We still got her tied up to my bed.
We keep shoving Viagra down her throat.
Funny.
That little mushroom just won't go down.
She just keeps cryin', "let me go, let me go."
But that little mushroom keeps tellin' me sumthin' else.

What a great New Year's Eve!
Jackie an' I have been out partyin'. Haven't been home in 3 days.
funny...
I keep gettin' this feelin' like I forgot sumthin' at home. Like I left the water runnin' or the stove on or sumthin' like that. I know I should go home and see if everything is OK but Jackie an' I just did some more X.
Oh well, whatever it is that I forgot at home can wait.
It's party time!

Jackie an' I have been kinda fightin' over this cute guy we met.
He's really sweet.
Not like Jose.
I guess it will be OK...
we're so high on X that we'll prolly both do him. Hmmmmm
Her place or mine.
I guess hers.
Don't feel like goin' home yet.

Guess you fergot you dropped yer keys in my mits in front of Wonderbar on Wednesdaynight. I been playin with that NYU boy you FORGOT at your crib. I wrapped him up in forty feet of garden hose and hooked it up to the hot water tap.

I knew I forgot sumthin'.
Good lookin' out seven.

Just leave her tied up to the bed so's Jackie an' I can have sumthin' to play with when we get home.

Have fun.

Oh yeah,
under the bed is this rubber ball that I found in the dog park. If she starts belly-achin' "I want to go home. I want to go home." Just shove it in her mouth. Shuts her right up.

I found that ball first thing and used it to shut the bitch up from whining,"Messy the gerbil again please." I enjoyed my stay and left your keys with these two guys, brothers I think, who said they worked at the White House in DC, what were their names, uh, Hooday and Koosay, something like that.

I just saw Uday and Qusay at the Crobar
trying to get into the DJ booth with Messay Bonnay. If you rush, seven, you can still make it over there!

Just say you're on Satan's list.

Oh, you two is a hoot!

S'tan, I say we obtain a purple-hot brick from those hellatious 'day boys and ram it up Messy's loafpipe.

My name is Etienne Goldstein.
I'm an NYU student.
Business school.
First year.
These two crazy women have me tied up to a chair. I turned on her computer and am typing this with my...
well, you don't need to know that.
My Dad has lots of money. He's a very highly payed divorce lawyer on Long Island. He will pay you alot of money if you help me escape and sue these two loonies. It's getting very uncomfortable with the one called Bonnie's cell phones up my...
wait, it's ringing again.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Dear blog,
Jackie an' I are at this internet cafe. It's pretty cool. I think I'm gonna change my diary to a blog. This kid I met said a blog is much cooler than a diary.
Whatever.
Jackie just said that they only got coffee here. No booze.
We're outa here.

Dear blog,
Pay no attention to that kid staying at my house. She's just a big cry baby who better get the hell off my computer 'cause when we get home she is gonna be very sorry.

...it's more of a bog.

And you should spend more time at Opaline on Friday Nights. There are plenty more NYU students there deserving of the same treatment. Go for it.
As far as "Etienne" goes, he looks a bit long in the tooth. Must be a "returning student!"

He doesn't look long enough in the right tooth.

Hey Messy B., do you know this guy who spins at Tapis Rouge? I ferget his name, but I think you'd like him. Hard bod, good looks. You should try him. I think Jackie Bigelow knows him, get some backstory from her, and not the kinda backstory you usually indulge in!

Messay Bonnay & Dadday have already had each other. They team up after midnight to ravage boys fresh off the bus. I thought you knew that anyhow, aren't you often seen in Port Authority on the lower levels, impersonating a security guard?