OK Bonnie,
Your diary...
I mean your blog, is very popular.
Time for part 4.

If anyone wants to catch up...
go to PART 3

I think Anna was right that WAS Messy Bonnie Raitt with Reagan Jr. at the funeral. And knowing Messy was a student of the notorious Plaster Casters there is no guessing what she was up to cozying with the undertaker and scamming a ride in the hearse. No one is liable to hear from Messy for the next two weeks until she gets tired of orgasmically tripping out on that facsimile of the Presidential Prong now.
Yeah, right Messy, that wasn't you at the funeral. Even backlit with that West Coast sundown we know that bar room tan of yours. Next time you want to try to hide out on national teevee try teaming up with Joey Arias on her Cirque gig. The part of your anatomy that she will be exposing on that broadcast won't be your face!

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I KNEW IT WAS HER...
cos
1. She is secretly married to that fag Ronnie Jnr.
2. She never brushes her hair
3. Only MSR knows how to dress at funerals (did anyone else notice the BROWN purse with the BLACK outfit).

Please check out the ole footage - IT WAS BONNIE!
Admit it Bonnie you are leading a double life!

I don't know what to say about you two.
Every time you guys see a hot lookin' broad ya think it's me.

Well I do still have that brown bag with the cut out head shot of you pasted on it and the holes poked for the eyes. You shoulda seen what happened to Mike Tyson when I stuck it on him and shoved him through the door of McSorrley's Ale House!

Hey y'all.

Like most a you guys know, I got a big family. Tomorrow one a my favorite nefews is cummin' to stay with me. His name is Tony an' he needs work. He said, "Aint Bonnie. I really needs me a job. I'll do anything. Anything."
So if any a you guys have sumthin' that needs doin' let me know an' I'll tell my boy Tony. He's ggood people.
Here's his picher.

Can he type?

He can type OK.
He just can't read or write.

But hey, you don't need both.
He's good people.

Hey Bonnie,
How's your nephew doing in the Big Apple?

I don't know.
He went to Beige last night an' didn't get home yet.
Maybe he found a John...
I mean Job.

Or John-John.

hey bonnie...
is your nephew still around?
i got somethin' that needs doin'.

Yeah, he just got in.
Says he's kinda sore.
Must a been choppin' wood or sumthin' to be that wore out.
I'll have him give you a call when he gets up.

Are you sure when he returned back he wasn't already up ?

Hey, has any a you-all seen my nefew Tony? He hasn't come home for days. last thing I knew he was gonna go see someone he called "The Underwear Guy" whoever that is. If you see him tell him to call his Aint Bonnie.

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Ain't Bonnie, two large men stationed Tony on the corner of E. Houston and Clinton last night about 1AM. Tony was tricked out in short shorts, sandals and a boy's T shirt. It wasn't thirty seconds before he accepted an invite in to a late model BMW. His escorts took on the smiles of successful businessmen. Probably this means Tony's gonna get home with a couple bags of groceries and some Drum tobacco for you.

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Cool.
Long as he's OK.
I promised I'd take good care a him.

Maybe he can get you a ride in that BMW.

Where's Jackie been lately? You two not getting along this month?

Good news everyone.
My nefew Tony met this guy. (Tony calls him "The Underwears Guy"). Anyhoo, he says that my Tony has got what it takes to be a underwears model. Says he's gonna make alot a dough. I guess he makes underwears or sumthin' so he should know. He's got a house in the Hamptons. That's where they shot this picher a Tony. Ain't he sweet? I gonna send this to his Mom so she knows I'm takin' good care a her son.

Tony just got home.
He showed me this magazine picher that "The Underwears Guy" gave him. He said theys gonna do a photo shoot sumthin' like this.
Very classy!