oh THAT underwears guy!
i thought sammy jo was
putting him to WERK!

No, his name is Calvin.
I seen some of the pichers.
They're pretty good but...
I don't see any underwears.
But I guess this Calvin must know what he's doin'.

I mean this one is pretty cute.

This is my favorite though.
He looks so sweet.
Sweet enough to eat.
I got to send this one to his Mama.
She's gonna be so proud a her little boy.

Bonnie,
I'll admit Tony looks pretty good in those "pichers" but...
Where's the underwear?
I think you better check up on this Calvin guy.

When I saw Tony gettin inta that BMW on the corner of Houston and Clinton, he dropped his underwear on the curb.

Shoot.
What am I gonna do with that boy?
Hows he gonna be a underwears model with no underwears?
Oh well.
I sent these pichers to his Mama. She thought they looked real nice. She says everyone is real excited that Tony is gonna be a big star.

Tony just got in from another photo shoot.
He said Calvin introduced him to a couple a his poker buddies. Sandy and David, who were real nice. Ross who is an artist. And Barry who is married to a real pretty lady named Diane. She's a fashion designer. This other guy whose name he couldn't pronounce said he owned Rollin' Stone Magazine. Don't know if I believe that one though.
It's the big time for him I guess.

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I saw Ross slurpin gobs of caviar offa Tony's loaf at that shoot. An Calvin dint look too happy about it. They got in a shouting match over copyrights. That's when Diane took advantage and led Tony out to her car. It turned out to be the same BMW I saw Tony gettin in to on the corner of Clinton and Houston! That Tony sure knows how to serve it up. Bonnie, how come all your friends from out of town hit here and in a couple of hours they end up as poodles for the A list?

And if you are wondering why the Cock was closed last night, Tony's debut as the head of a daisy chain caused such a wild free-for-all the proprietors earned a visit from the 6th Precinct SWAT team. The only patron they didn't eject was guess who? -that's right, and Tony came out four hours later with five bright shiney badges and a flak jacket with thank-you's scrawled all over it. But THOSE photos aren't gonna be on a billboard at Broadway and LaFayette!

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We're all so proud a him.

this just in ffrm the national hurricane center:

BULLETIN
TROPICAL STORM BONNIE ADVISORY NUMBER 16
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
10 PM CDT WED AUG 11 2004

...BONNIE SOMEWHAT DISORGANIZED...CONTINUING NORTHEASTWARD TOWARD
THE FLORIDA PANHANDLE...

and i wondered were she was

Yeah, you can keep the French Riviera. Give me North Florida any day. I been stayin' with my cousin. She's got a cute little house.
I'll be heading north now though. Should be in New York by Friday.
Get yer umbrella.

I can smell the corn squeezings on your breath from here.

I'm back from my vacation in Florida. It was really good for me to get away. I'm really gonna get myself together this fall.
I mean it this time.
I'm gonna be a interior decorator!
I got lots a good ideas so if any a you'all have a place that needs fixin' up let me know.

Well, first off all those guys need to be HARD. This photo just reminds me of seein so many beached jellyfish on the sands at the Miami Fountainbleau. Second, what're you gonna do now since you used up all yer roofies on these guys?
Third, why tranq out four guys, can you really fit all those surf boards in to your wagon at once? Still, that photo almost makes me wish I was a chair.

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Hi everyone!
I'm back.
(It's really Messy Bonnie).
I been stayin' at the Kabbalah Center, cleanin' toilets an' making "hanukkahs"...
no wait, that ain't right...
makin' "yamakas", sorry.
Anyways, they's really good people, the Jews.
(I know, I know, some a you say theys the people what killed our lord).
But I say, "Mazel Tov"!!!!
Anyhooo, they said I should change my name so I did.
Whatever.
I'm back.

Welcome back Bonnie...
I mean Rhonda.

Messy Rhonda, the last three people I been with have been Jewish and I can tell you jews make great sex! So how about it?

Do you wear Kosher lipstick?

Messy was that you I saw walking around the empty lot behind Kheils the other day... i guess it was just a moment of bad eyesight and over excercise why you looked like your were staggering?

No, that was another celebrity.
I was just drunk.
Had to find some place to pee.