Bonnie... I know you sometimes find it difficult finding a good man.... I was thinking u might wanna enter the NY Post competition to win a date with Carmine Gotti... he's good people

Good lookin' out Anna Nicole but I see this other Gotti. Richard Gotti. An' he's a real Hotti. I don't need no kid that I have to show where to put it if you know what I mean. Maybe after Carmine has been in The Big House a couple a times an' knows what it's like to be a "woman" then maybe I'll give him a toss. But thanks.
BTW
Do you still need a baby sitter?

Richard Gotti

Messy, I saw this guy standing at the foot of the bridge on the East River just yesterday. He was just standing there on the on ramp towards Brooklyn holding up a crack vial in to the mid day sunshine. Just standing there like that. So I asks him what's up. He says the bridge workers told him about a real economical and quick poke he could get from this Messy Bonnie chick and all he had to do to find her was stand on the on ramp holding this vial of smoke up in to the air.

Did you ever find him? I think his mistake was he didn't take the top off that vial, so there is no way you'd pick up the scent.

I heard that at night they have this flashlight thing that they shine up in the sky. It projects a crack pipe on the clouds sort of like what they do for Batman.

Very funny you whores but I have a cell phone.
The number is 646 894-MESSS (leave off the last "S"... that's the "S" for "Saving")

Isn't that the DIAL-A-MATTRESS commercial "leave off the last "S"..."?

Hmmmm, "DIAL-A-MATTRESS"...
I guess it's the same thing.

Crap, all this time I was just dialing "MESS".

No Hon. You gots to put the other numbers in front of it or else it won't work.
646 894-MESS

Oh, an don't forget the 1.

Let's forget the cell phone thing Messy, my blackberry is only seeming to pick up antique satellite broadcasts of Chairman Mao speeches, a looped terrorist video from some cranky religious website, and the mayor's home movies with his tranny girlfriend from the Bahamas that somehow get bumped on to my address from rogue microwave blasts downtown anyway. Just meet me at the bridge on-ramp at 5PM today cause Speedboat, my supplier, dropped some fat rock on me.

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Dear Blog,
I been seen' this new guy. Well, not seein' him exactly but talkin' dirty on the phone. He gets me so hot... not since Andrea have I met anyone who can talk so dirty. I kept tryin' to get him over to my place but alls he wants to do is talk dirty on the phone. He never wants to come over. He sent me his picher and now I think I know why. He's in The Big House. Now I know where he got my number. I really like him.

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It's Betty. Not in Ossening, in Rikers. I actually emailed her your number cause she likes giving it up to bridgeworkers too so you had somthing in common right up front. Have fun baby.

Dear Diary... I mean Blog,
I'm sick an' tired a hangin' out with some a the losers on The Motherboards. I went to Cain the other night an I met so many really cool people.
Winners.
I mean these chicks got it goin' on.

These is really my kind a people.
good people.
Winners.

Not only do they know how to party but they really like me for who I am.
I gave them my cell number and told them to call me today. Maybe we can hang out again. Go to Cain again.
So far no ones called though.
I wonder if my phone is workin?

I mean these chicks are so crazy. Sometimes they get up on the bankheads or on the table and start dancin'.
It's just like "Wild On".

An' they so cute these girls. They really know how to pose for a picher. Just like models do.

I wonder how they get they're hair so straight?

From now on I'm gonna be just like them.

Bring em down to the bridge Bonnie. The afternoon crew has a bucket full of hot rivets for them.

Funny how the middle class suburban version of going wild doesn't include getting naked.

Bonnie,
Forget about those girls.
Stick to your own kind.