Hey everybody, Messy Bonnie here.
I wanna welcome all you losers to "Conversations With Myself".
Empress Chi Chi What's her Face axed me to be the moderator of this new forum because my diary... I mean my blog is so popular.
This is a place where you can say what's on your mind...
to yourself an' if anyone else gives a shit they can read it too an' maybe join in.
You can talk about boring political shit like Lily Of The Valley, Hattie Hathaway, seven, Hapi Phace, Darla Diamond, Miss Understood and Anna Nicole do or you can shoot the shit with more interesting people like me an my girlfriends Jackie Bigalow an' that rug munchin' chain smokin' ol' Nancy Isla.
Or you can pretend to be three or four different people and bla bla bla about yourself like that freak Harris Pankin (or as Hapi calls him down at The Kerballah Center, "Kvetch Patrol").
Just don't be boring!

BTW
This is what I look like.

You bitch! Nancy Isla told me that I was supposed to be the moderaor of this forum.

Spitting coffee

Bonnie, where'd you get that picture of yourself when you were 11?

Hey Rosie,
We can both be moderators.
I wasn't gonna take it seriously anyway.

Be careful what you wish for, Rosie.

Mods granted, baby speed for now due to Bonnie's impaired function.

Conversations with myself....... got told I needed to wear reading glasses today... only a matter of time before it's hip replacement and colostomy bag.... Maybe with these new glasses on I won't fancy Messy Bonnie anymore.

Messy can we ask you questions -

How old are you?

Who are you dating and who was your fave and most famous lover, and why?

What makes you really happy?

And in homage to James Lipton - Your fave curse word?

Careful Messy Bonnie
I one time reached for the last shrimp on the plattter at the Red Lobster Shrimp Fest and Messy Rosie stabbed my hand with her fork I still have a scar. The bitch.

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Originally posted by Messy Bonnie Raitt:
Hey Rosie,
We can both be moderators.
I wasn't gonna take it seriously anyway.

U the bitch, ho! Listen people hell hath no fury like Hapi Phace when they are passing shrimp hors d'œuvres. Mother Mary, Jesus & Joseph!

Speaking of Red Loster - she's so nasty she brings her own crabs.

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I one time reached for the last shrimp on the plattter at the Red Lobster Shrimp Fest and Messy Rosie stabbed my hand with her fork I still have a scar. The bitch.

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Originally posted by Chi Chi:
Be careful what you wish for, Rosie.

Mods granted, baby speed for now due to Bonnie's impaired function.

Empress you rule - as ever.

That bitch Bonnie better not go all Barbara Walters on me or I'm gunna go all Rosie O'Donnell on her!

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Originally posted by mr.joe:
Spitting coffee

Funny, I heard you swallow. Go figure.

SpSpeaking of swallowing . . . Hapi Phace heard that Messie Bonnie was serving shrimp the other night and swallowed these cutie patootie's . . .

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Hey Rosie,

SHRIMP this!

So, AN, surprised Bonnie has ignored your age question?

Physliis Diller told me once they were in Suzuki Method violin classes together at age 4.

She also said her an Bonnie have been competing since 1935. Seems they used to visit the same public playground sandbox. They would compete to see who could dig up the most cat poop.

Damn!
I've been working and apparently have been missing out on the hottest new topic on the M Boards.

Rosie, you've got your hands full with Bonnie but I guess you can handle yourself.

As far as Ann Nicole's questions I think Bonnie took it to her diary...
I mean Blog.

From what I heard Messy Rosie has joined the Spice Girls and her name is gunna be:


OLD SPICE

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Originally posted by daddy:
Damn!
I've been working and apparently have been missing out on the hottest new topic on the M Boards.

Hmmmmm, "working" is that what they are callng excessive masturbation these days?

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You know what makes me mad?

-- People who ride their bikes on the sidewalk.
-- Old people athe theater or movies and their infernal plastic bags, digging arund in those fucking plastic bags.
-- Fat old drag queens who take all the shrimp from the salad bar (Guess who?).
-- OLD fat drag queens who don't event wear wigs, make-up, or heels anymore; they just wear a tie and read so-called "haiku" poems (with shrimp breath, to boot).
-- People who CC their entire address book --- ther's this thing it's called BLIND CC !!!!

Where the hell is Bonnie? I'll bet she's "WORKING."

* & Bah to you Nancy! I hear you are are a "working" girl, yourself.

Hey Rosie,
Ever been to TGIF's?
I hear they got a killer all you can eat.
Let's try it out.