Photo by Egan Edwards

Velocity Chyaldd brings you
The !BadAss! Burlesque
5th year Anniversary!!!

SATURDAY November 28th!

at Arlene's Grocery
95 Stanton St. between
Orchard & Ludlow NYC, $15

Infamous Miss Astrid
hosts these !BadAss! Show Stoppers:

The World Famous *BOB*
Darlinda just Darlinda
Velocity Chyaldd
Stormy Leather
Melody Sweets
Clams Casino
Reina Terror
Legs Malone
Rose Wood
Jo Boobs
Ferro
Deity

Musical guest: Vulgaras

Madame Courtney delivers
Tarot card realness.

DJ Velocity gives
you rocker "Teaserama"!!

Door opens at 12am,
show starts at 12:30.
21 and over with I.D.
This party rocks
on til 4am!!!

www.BadAssBurlesque.com

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this is going to be incredible... a !BadAss! marathon which I wish I could spill the beans on, but I have been sworn to secrecy...

SPILL THE BEANS!!! SPILL THE BEANS!!!OK a litle hint?? And the flyer is BADASS too!!

such a nice night out... come on down to Knitting Factory

hint : leave the baggage at the door and get ready for lots of !BadAss! fun...

doors open at 8pm, bad behavior begins at 9pm


all are welcome

oh my gods

that was so intense... everyone was majorly !BadAss!, kick ass and hot as hell

love

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The first show was smashing with loads of great peaks that brought the house to a roar. The venue has enough dark underground appeal to show off the performances in a suitably enhancing vibe. BOB was inspirational. Abby dropped choice and hilarious intros. Ammo had everyone on their feet cheering. All the performances were tough, sweet and supersexed, when Velocity takes a bath, Martini becomes the house maid and BOB simply gets ready for work you are in the company of hard working women. The scene backstage was classic bohemia. My advice, catch the next installment before word goes around and you have to fight a crowd for a good view.

so... if !BadAss! does xxx-mas then who's going to be Debbie?

Velocity... gorgeous... honey... darling... I am picturing you in a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader outfit


hmmmmm...







fruitcake anyone?

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If Badass is doing Christmas I hope Santa hits my place BEFORE, cause after he stops at the show no goody goody is going to have a present delivery the rest of the night.

I just got a message from santas PR team and they are peeved that you told everyone he will be there during his off time... it seems that the chances of you receiving that crate of JD under the tree is slim

but you never know... I will see what I can do

Well then, Ms. Troy, I hope to meet you under the tree.

seven
I'm just noticing that all your posts say
"Posts: 665"
IT NEVER GOES TO 666!!!!!
What's up with that?

Daddy When you make a post in a thread it updates across all the threads. Reminds me of Karma! He is probably saving the official 666 for something really good!

when is that gonna be?
i had so much fun on sun. beautiful girls are my favorite christmas present!!

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my pleasure to be in such motivated and talented company... it was so much fun... I'm looking forward to watching !BadAss! grow into a wonderful little monster...

now if I can just get over this damn flu in time to get my monthly !BadAss! fix on the 23rd...

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Ooooh, I can't WAIT for this! BadAss is getting BADDER all the time! And I've got a badass new crinoline I'll be rockin' for this, with some equally badass tights!
Yippeeeee for new clothes and hot babes taking THEIRS off!
xoxo
A

Thank you Abby :-)
You kicked ass last Sunday!

So! I have to say, I DID look awesome that night! It is now officially my favorite outfit!
xoxo
A